Sunday, September 30, 2007

Ok since I've been pretty bored lately, I've come up with a list of things to do for the blog.

  • Try to fix Sidebar Margin
  • Editing Sidebar Colours & Font

So far I've already changed one of the properties to a dark shade of green, if u all don't like just msn me with foul words.

And I've also added a poll to the sidebar, please please cooperate with sensibility. Don't just because you like KK, then u sacrifice your vote to say he's handsome. (It's just an extra space for fun). Anyway the poll results will be treated seriously, as it reflects what you - our readers - think of the background. The poll lasts for 4 days.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Jedi Council The Movie 1: Aussie Headquarters AGM

In a galaxy far far away, fucking far away from Malaysia, somewhere in Australia, the Aussie Headquarters of Jedi Council decided to hold an AGM to elect the new comittee members. And so, Master Benjamin Sim decided to visit Master KY with two other people whom are namely Shu Shen and Aaron.


Shu Shen and Aaron. Ok i guess no need to intro

Place of Departure: Cool Melbourne

Destination: Suck Adelaide

Mode of Transport: Not Aeroplane

Time of Departure: 8:05 a.m.

Time of Arrival: 6:05 p.m.

Yes, duration of the trip is long; longer than my..... anyway here are some scenes from the train!


Welcome to the Australian Outback mates!


Queen Amidala from Star Wars!


A field of flowers unrelated to Jedi Council

And we finally arrived.... We held the meeting and the outcome was...


Me in the middle got the post of Aussie Representative 1, Master KY in the right get Aussie Representative 2, the guy on the left no post.

And then after that went to eat at some Chinese restaurant which was ok(I rate the restaurant as 4 light sabers ot of 5). After that, Master KY, Shu Shen, Aaron and I played Mahjong anf gambled cho tai ti. I won $3 and they lost. That's the end of the first day cuz reach there also night liao nothing much can be done.

On the second day, Master KY and Sarah (one of KY's wives) took Aaron, Shu Shen and me to Rundle Mall to do some shopping. End up, It was KY who bought the most stuff. Check out his style mate!


Fuck yeng ah.....


KY outfit #2 Hip Hop Stylez


Outfit #3 Again Hip Hop Style, Emo pose


Pelacur yang tutup mata kerana kena tangkap oleh polis

Because KY wear so nice, he got plenty of sexy time that night. Then i won another $3 from cho tai ti which means total win is $6 = RM18. I used the money to buy ham and cheese. And that's the end of 2nd day. Watch out for the 2nd Episode of Jedi Council Movie.

Sorry la damn difficult to write story with these photos. I keep forgetting to bring my camera out so take damn little photos only. The other photos are in Shu Shen's camera so damn mah fan. See la if I remember to use my camera for the rest of the trip.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Master Chef Kitlou

Its feels great to push other ppl's new post down at the same day but then...i know this post of mine will get more attention.Okay i'll start off with a big secret, at the age of 10, i had won the 18th district Genius Master Cooking Boy(pretty/kawaii japanese girls wanna marry me now?) and as a champion, i have always been dreaming of sharing my recipe to the other humans in this world. So, today i'll share some super nice food to fulfill all your tummy desire.
Item No.1 :

Yeo's Curry Chicken (L) - RM 4.79
Item No.2 :

Yeo's Baked Beans - i dunno the price since i get it from the
home kitchen.Should be about Rm 3-4 gua.

Other items : 1/2 egg , rice

Cooking instructions : 1) Open the can of the curry chicken and pour into the cooking pot/wok?. Switch on the stove.Wait till it is cooked and stir it after it is cooked.Take it out and put it in anything....

2) Open the can of the baked beans and pour into the cooking pot/wok?. Switch on the stove. Put in the egg/s after u have stirred it/them. Wait till it is cooked and stir it after it is cooked.Take it out and put it in anything....

3) Wait for the rice to be cooked.(Learn yourself how to cook rice using a rice cooker)

While waiting i found this funny picture i wanna share to u all:

ME and my cute dad.
Cooking results:

In ur dream.


Dang dang dang.
OK thats all for today from Chef Kitlou.I hope u all benefit from what i tought and have a nice dinner.(Can't believe i did this much to push the post below me.)

Me Clubbing in Aus? Wah..

We were celebrating my senior's/friend's birthday party and decided to go to a club (isit called a club? haha) called Red Square. Well, I drank vodka Cruiser with lemon taste. Hrrmm not bad la... The music was loud and it was quite crowded. Here are the pictures taken.

This is me on dat day.

The 3 of us.

Me and Bday girl, named Mickey.

Friends or seniors, whicheverlah XD.

Same here XD.

Me and Kai Lun. His dota not bad man... especially witch doc and pudge haha XD.

Group photo.

She drank a lot dat day and cant walk straight.. So after dat we went home lu.

Below are some random pics:









These are all the girls on dat day XD


Din dance there dat day cuz i dunno how to.... Just sit down and chill only.. Hahaha..

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

The Dictionary of Sexual Slang

Hmm i found this interesting book in monash library titled " Dictionary of Sexual Slang"
Allow me to show u some contents in this awesome dictionary:

Face-cream: semen/ sperm
Fairy: Male homosexual

First leg of three: penis also known as the best leg of the three or middle leg

fish : vagina. This 19th century term, sometimes considered derogatory, may derive form the supposed similarity in odor and wetness. the fish has long been a sexual symbol in different cultures. The Greek delphos both "fish" and "womb"

Fishing Rod: British term for penis
Fish Pond: British term for vagina. A container metaphor
Fish Skin: Condom
Fish Market: Prostitution center

Fight in Armor: WEAR A CONDOM

Five against one: masturbation, five fingers to one penis

Fixed bayonet: Erect penis

Fix Her plumbing: copulate =P

Ah enough of F and lets start over again with A

AC/DC : Bisexual

Apples : breasts, there is a poem to illustrate this term-
A woman has bosoms, a bust or a breast,
those lily-white swellings that bulge 'neath her vest;
They are towers of ivory, sheaves of wheat;
In a moment of passion, ripe apples to eat.

Around the world: lick your partner all over the body

Arrow: penis << see also bullseye

B
Baby: defective sex/intercourse

bald-headed hermit: penis and glands of the penis

Band : prostitute. Derived from a number of sources, including the group sense of band, as in a band of musicians playing together, implying togetherness.

Band in the box: syphilis

Bullseye: vagina << see arrow

and lots more lazy, oh yea btw Exhaust pipe = anus

I can't believe monash got this book man lolx, dam i love apples
"an apple a day keeps the doctor away" =P remember that man virgins!!!

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Very short story...shorter than jgn bunuh rama-rama:

-------------------------------At coffeeducks---------------------------------------------
British guy : Yo wanna go fishing market tonite?heard there's lot of new band hired there.

Aussie guy 1 : Sry man, i have used my finish rod yesterday in 3 different fishing pond...i think i'll read harry plopper tonite at home while eating some apples.

Aussie guy 2: Count me in man.I need to try my new fish skin whether it can fit my rod after a fixed bayonet.

British guy :Thats cool man together we warriors will shoot the arrow accurately into the bullsye.

Aussie guy 1: Remember to fight in armor to avoid injuries.

Msian guy: Deng man those ppl use all those terms so difficult for wut.wanna go giu kai mai say directly la.
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Monday, September 17, 2007

Shopping anyone?

Inspired by HK's post on Pavilion KL, I browsed around for news about the new mall, and I found out that Pavilion will not be the only new mall around town.

In fact, according to this report in the Star today, there will be 3 new shopping malls opening in the Klang Valley before the month ends. There are, Pavillion KL, The Gardens Mid Valley and Sunway Pyramid 2 (a.k.a. Sunway Pyramid Annexe)

The first mall to open will be Pavilion KL on September 20, followed by The Gardens on September 26 and Sunway Pyramid 2 four days later.
Anyway, I did some simple research (online news, websites and even some blogs) about the malls and came up with some basic facts and figures.



Information came from various sources and thus no guarantees are made with regards to its accuracy.. lol.. and question marks means i failed to find the information..

(As before, the image appears small....click on it to enlarge.. I would have drawn a table but the HTML code is extremely cumbersome.. so i just copy into Paint and upload the image)


For comparison purposes, I dug for info on a couple of existing major shopping malls in KL and Selangor. Here's what I found:



(I used to think that Mid Valley is the biggest mall in Malaysia, surprisingly 1-Utama beat Mid Valley in both Built-up area and Net Lettable Space)


Currently in Sungei Wang we have Green Zone, Yellow Zone, Blue Zone, Orange Zone.

In 1-Utama we have trendier names like: Promenade Lakeside, Rainforest, Highstreet, Oval, Centre Court, Courtyard and Entertainment Zone.

The new malls try to be even cooler, now they don't call them zones, they call them precincts.
Pavilion KL has come up with 6 precincts.
The names are Bintang Circle, Gourmet Emporium, Couture, Connection, HOME and Seventh Heaven. Cool rite?

Not to be outdone, Sunway Pyramid 2 has 4 precincts, namely Fashion Central, Oasis Boulevard, Asian Avenue and Marrakesh.



So, what effect does the opening of the new malls have on us Jedis? Probably a new place to hang out? or new ways to spend money?

What's for sure is that it'll be great (at least for the short term) for the Monash people as Sunway Pyramid Annexe is nearby.
Too bad for Cyberjaya and Uniten people.. haha..

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Revio's 1st batch of Drawings

Kevin drawing!!!???? ZOMG yea i am drawing, i bet all those that saw my drawings during secondary school would be surprised if they see/heard this haha.....(trust me even i feel like puking looking at my secondary school drawings....lol they gave my nightmares)
the reason i post it here is thanks to Mr.Inferno (a.k.a kok yuen / Mr. Cock) inspirations lolx
hmm anyway the following are my FIRST batch of drawings all drawn today hehe..... enjoy (dun faint pls haha) lolx
errr i din bother to tone them so..~~~ c la when i feel like it i will tone it hehe =P

Hmm planning to redraw this ( abit out of proportion)
Caro from Lyrical Nanoha Strikers, Code-Name: Lightning-4 , Position: Backguard (support), Class: Dragon Summoner, Device: Kerykeion

I personally kinda like this one...haha the character i mean, also from Lyrical Nanoha Strikers.
Name: Erio Mondial, Code-Name: Lightning-3, Position: Forward Wing, Class: Belkan Knight, Device: Strada
haha my favorite drawing so far...though abit distorted...it would look nicer if i tone it i guess (maybe i should) and dun ask me why the sword shrink coz i like katana-styled swords, so it is a personal preference hehe. Btw she is from Fate Stay/Night
Name:Saber (Arthuria), Class: Saber, Weapon: Caliburn/ Excalibur, Noble Phantasm: Avalon

(bah fire me with critics...though i dun think there would be any haha XD)


On a sidenote, Ben also started to draw because Jon (not John) challenged him on Facebook. Here's his work he came up with which is called "Never do a Mafia's wife".

It's my first time so..... haha got many many flaws. Done using laptop touchpad btw, and not photoshopped.

Friday, September 14, 2007

Start of the Art

I've been drawing these few days by referring to pictures I found on the net. Well, I'm no artist or whatsoever but it is a good start! ^^" These is what I drew....


This is the 1st pic I drew... It's a random anime girl I found.



This is the second picture I drew... It's a character from Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha (din watch the anime haha).



This is the 3rd pic I drew... It's Saber from Fate Stay Knight >.< (it's not done because it's cacated.... Can't get the eyes and the head right... haih..)

Well, I've only drew 3.... With this post, I'll be expecting some sor hai comments especially from kitlou (kk - the milk lover). Haih... I'm no good at drawing >.<

Thursday, September 13, 2007

It's Your Birthday!

Ok la, I'll probably get screwed for pushing down KK's post just 30 mins after it was posted but.. haih wutever lah, if his fans really like him then they will be dedicated enough to roll that scroll button a bit. If the comment count stays at 1, then that makes me his most dedicated fan. Lol, as far as I recall, posts that are not first on the page usually do not gather any extra comments. So, finally a real test to see whether Rain is really Rain.

----- HK
So, it's our boss's birthday today. The most hamsap, shit-talking guy I've ever known in my life.

So here's my shoutout, Happy Birthday Jinz! 19 already, I'm guessing your d**k probably stopped growing by now, so no use wishing u another year of enlengthenment. So, keep up with all the rubbish-spewing and turkey laughters, it's gonna be another year of crazy fun with you around~

Feel free to edit and add your shoutouts or whatever you have to say here. (Don't bother to customise your writings as it'll all be reset once someone else with another comp edits this)

---- KK
So, it's our fattest ass birthday today. Congrats for making my hand pain after whacking ur tight ass while raping u hours ago.Thats like the hardest ass i've ever hit in my life.

So here's my shoutout,Happy Birthday ass!19 oledi no more nice to rape...ass is getting extremely hard.So, keep up with all the exercise and futsal to strengthen ur ass, its gonna be hard living without hitting ur ass whole year~

Feel free to delete HK's post as he pushed my post dwnwards.Oh yea check out my lovely post below.

---- Ben
Just wanna say, although I'm not in Malaysia, my spiritual hand will be with your ass all the time all-prepared to spank you. It's a shame that although I'm the pioneer in spanking your ass, it seems that it has been OVERUSED by unauthorised personnel such as KK. Anyway Happy 19th birthday to you. You're only 19 once, just as you are 18,17,16....etc once, so go out and have fun and forget bout ur report and exams tomorrow! Celebrating ur bday is more important than doing well in an assessment. So.... hope u have fun tonight and fail tomoro =)

Why Xbox 360?

Since this is the hot season for posting in blog, i'll just post something out of nothing so that my fans won't be dissapointed.

Why must u buy a xbox 360?Reasons:









The console now have a black controller.Holy dem pretty....the black...
the right one is the newest chatpad controller for the MSN application in xbox live...the right one is fuggly...ok next..






Now they have even more colours of controller to choose from to suit ur daily underwear colour.The light blue seems to be okay...the smile of the 'controller' is so sweet...but the pink one is...auntie...holy crap how can they put this kind of 'controller' to let us see...we are not from UK or aussie...



The gathering of the controllers......holy crap wish i can zoom in to the black one to see more....buy the black one to feel the heat,touch it and make it vibrates...it is just so ....gorgeous....

last but not least...my signature...

==a milk a day keeps ur girlfren awake==

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

FIght back To ScHooL!! (this is not a stephen chow movie)

haha..i am happy to see the blog being revived after a few post..i hope this is not an a while thing..and we will all continuously blog with full passion ..especially those whom yet to contribute to this blog..yes i an talking about john justin and fred...cepatla..post something mar

anyway back to what i was talking about..the other day was the ssg alumni and yours sincerely a few of us went back there just to see how SSG was like after so long and also attended the SSG Alumni committee meeting..lol...apparently they had elections for the alumni commitee..well amongst our people that had obtained a post that day are Lim Su Ann as vice president..Darren Yap as something...and Chen Sieu Theng as something and a sure one is Aira as treasurer...
after the election, we went outside the hall and started jumping at hopsotch while remembering how kk and frens used to dominate the place...haha anyway , after that we manage to find an open door..apparently the guards forgotten to lock it..then a bunch of childish thinking adults decide to sneak into their old classroom and play as though as they were still young...heehee...these were the pictures taken that day

That day we had taken some photos to show people that had attend the gathering...Su Ann was like super busy and we couldn't even get the time to take a photo of her..heehee...back in there we talked about how bitchy sze yin used to act like...or how justin escaped from pn rokiah with his all time famous smile..how ky and kevin will wait outside the class for us cause miss doh always delay the class...lol...things were much simpler back then..now is like assignment and more assignments to make us go crazy...haha generally i am just referring to myself...the girls all look a lot nicer as they dun need to tie their hairs or wear uniforms..haha...i dunno why darren and aira look so serious for also...haha

also not to be forgotten , ST also went for the gathering but she has no picture here..so i am just going to pretend some pictures that has her face in it...lol


As u can see the girl in green is sieu Theng..haha..

seems like unimportant wan

well can't believe it has been so long we have known each other..and not to be forgotten..some of the best memories we had..all started from this class...notice there is a video available from darren and me..pls call us to obtain the vids...TQ

this is not a lame post...tis' f 'cking cool dawg.... haha i just had to fill in my quota...sorry for wasting u guys punya time

So, It's Time. My farewell speech in KL.

Hahaha, I'm sorry I hadn't posted in a while although I promised to do so quite a number of times.

So fast, 11 weeks has gone past. It feels short, really. However, I think this time around I've had a very good time back here. Well, It's sad that I have to leave on what was supposed to be a happy occasion, which I might be able to celebrate (Jin's birthday). But nevertheless, I'm quite sure everyone's gonna be happy.

So, a little insight on what's about to happen to me after I leave. I'm heading off to Edinburgh for a 4-year Masters course on Economics. Everything's gonna be pretty new to me, but not as new as when I first arrived. But it'll be more different lah. If I remember correctly, every week I get 10 hours of lectures and probably another 5-8hours of tutorials. The remainder.. hmm until then only I'll figure out what to do with them.

Anyway, back to what I'm about to say, I'd like to thank everyone (and I mean EVERYONE), for making my stay back here enjoyable. It was really fun, (although I missed the Penang trip) with all the futsal sessions, DotA games in cyber and on Bnet (how come Fred, KK and Kev always complain that the opposing team are noobs?), dinner times at SteakOut and KiwiExpress, supper at mamak, overnight at Fred's, MidValley outings, fooling around in cars on the road/highway, picnic in KLIA, and almost everything else.

To tell you the truth I was rather reluctant to go back at first, since it feels homely here, but then as I got nearer I just had to tell myself that it's a routine thing.

Hahaha, basically that is it, just a short thankyouall post from me. And like Darren feels, I miss the old times on the football field as well, but it sure feels good as we grow up with the same ol' group of hamsap lous around.

A few more extra things I'd like to add. To all the guys, when I get back some of you are probably going to be attached already, so I'll just wish u good luck beforehand, some of us will remain as sad bachelors, (<-- hahahaha damn sad). But I'll remain single, because it's just fun, it has never felt so good to be single before damn! Just take care lah. I'll be back in mid-December probably, if not late May next year.

Dammit, miss CNY, Hari Raya, Mid-Autumn Festival, ChingMing, and all the shits for 2 years already. Damn kesian, never felt angpau for a looongggg time already.

P.S: Here's my Tag.
My criteria for a nice girl.

  1. Must be a girl, strictly no fakes.
  2. No height restrictions.
  3. Good to look at.
  4. No shitty attitudes, like smoking, talking loudly, bitch-assed, parent insulting, basically a healthy attitude.
  5. Appear innocent on the outside, but whoa.. damn!
  6. Loves me for who I am.
  7. Oh did I mention must be physically fit. No fat-assed porkchops please. No waistline restrictions, no need hourglass or pear shape.
  8. No preference on size but preferably it'll be nice to look at 28-32 (flexible a bit la, no need so strict) B/C chestline. No Ds please it freaks me out. (Actually if you're around my size then I'm happy liao, not my height la dumbsh*t, 183cm girl = GG I'm sorry probably KK will like you)
  9. I'm a boring guy, so if you don't like boring people, too bad sorry, back to point 6 please. If you wanna give it a try, just hang out with me for a while. I'm not very open with strangers, but once you get close to me my ass starts talking.

Nah, as easy as peanuts. No strict criteria like hating children, doesn't eat spicy food or shits. Probably the most easiest criteria you've ever seen.
So if you think you match this criteria, come add me on MSN, my profile's on Facebook/Friendster and my MSN's all there as well.

Ok Happy New Year GongXiFaCai and GG you just wasted your 5 minutes reading every word in this post. Hahahaha.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Ladies And Gentlemen

Ladies and Gentlemen
It has been a long time
Remember last time we used to actually walk to BAM villa together?
Football under the rain not bothering what we will become the next hour
Play in the mud like there is no bacteria and micro-organism which can actually infect our fragile body.
Well that was the times MAN!

Now we are all busy
Busy with assignment, projects, exams, test, preparing notes and etc
Well, it is part of life...
I want to wish everyone the bestest of luck

Just remember to cherish every moment we DOTA together
Ahahaha! Well it is very awkward for me to say this but I SUCK in DOTA!
Hahaha!

Good luck and have fun

Sunday, September 9, 2007

A Revio Tale a.k.a Kevin's SPAM

Ok let's get down to business, so I am kinda pissed with the the KRO2 client right now. Let me give u a short background.
Year 2004 --> Saw the news on the development of RO2
Year 2005 --> Saw the release dates
Year 2006 --> Saw the close beta test
Year 2007 --> Saw the open beta test client on my object dock (can c cannot play)

I was so excited when i dled and patched the fucking 2+ gb game and spend countless minutes figuring out the account making process (it is korean =.=). Well with everything done i thought i can play, well all i manage to do was this login > make a character > dc > never get to login again

Tomorrow when i woke up i read in the forum "KRO2 banned all foreign ip" *Faint on the spot*
I was like WTF??? I whacked 3 porings and i got banned??? HUI SEI LA LEI!!!
Anyway the long anticipated game of RO2 is finally coming this winter for international and SEA servers. Here is a trailer.
Hmm hope most council members can play =P

-End of Spam-

hmmmm It was damn boring during the Biology Lab sessions so i plan to spread it boredom-ness with u guys/girls/pondan/akuas/dicks and not forgetting the puss'

It is always the same routine. Prepare samples and slides, and begin the structure or cell hunting, at the end of the lab ur eyes will go @.@ and ur head will go crazy when it is time to type out the report.
Sososososososo......i left the cell hunting and drawing to my other group mates and fool around with the microscope + samples, the picture below is the most interesting thing i did/found so far.


Hmm this is something you can't see everyday from an onion cell sample.

NEXT up!!
On one particular day i heard the most retarded excuse of all time, we were suppose to examine the Drosophila (a species of fly) but we ended up canceling the experiment and get to observe mosses instead, want to know what were the reasons they gave us?
"The flies aren't breeding well, it seems like one of the parent fly we bought were suffering from an illness which causes impotency and we are having a hard time getting them to mate"

*I was speechless* (drug the fly and let the devil do the rest pls >.> i know no shits 'bout plants and screw plant slides)
Anyway this is what we saw and drew that day:


It actually looks kinda cool oO (but the labeling sucks though)


Thank you for your attention and now i feel good as u all felt the boredom in me.

-Really End of Spam-

Yours truly,
Revio

*this is so lame*

Saturday, September 8, 2007

I've Been Tagged About My Perfecto Lover!

Well, I've been TAGGED!!!! So, dats y I'll have 2 blog.... Aih lazynyer... Haha here goes....

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RULES:

1. The tag victim has to come up with 8 different points about his/her perfect lover.


2. Have to mention the gender of his/her perfect lover.


3. Tag eight other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog.


4. If you are tagged the second time, there is NO need to do this again.


5. Lastly, and most importantly, HAVE FUN DOING IT. (-____-)





My Perfecto Lover

1. She is average looking.

2. She is younger and shorter than me.

3. She is gentle and kind.

4. She respects elders .

5. She understands me well.

6. She rarely, seldom or not easily get angry/pissed off.

7. She can make me feel very happy at most times.

8. Most importantly she LOVES me.




Now I'm gonna tag:
*Kevin Chan
*Benjamin Sim
*Jin Hang
*Kok Ket
*Rudy
*Haow Kang
*Zheng Shan
*Freddy

Ben: I duwan to create so many post on this topic so i just post my answer.

my ideal lover must be:

1) must be more leng lui than me (alot of ppl say i look like a girl.... an UGLY one)
2)cool
3) cool
4) if and when she argues with me then she must be willing to WIN all the time cause i lazy to argue back (make love not war man! mm... make love)

5) open minded bout everything

6) farnee (yes i like the farnee peoples dun like serious uptight one)

7) love me long time

8) did i mention cool?

not too demanding isit? only need to meet 8... eh.... 6 criteria only wo

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Kevin here and i am speechless: anyway since i am tagged....

1. Leng lui or average looks will do (I could care less on how she look like just dun scare me with her looks then can liao)

2. Good attitude

3. Very caring towards me AND MY POCKET <<>

4. Sharing the same interests as me

5. NOT A NEET (Not in Education Employment or Training)

6. Having a functional and rational brain

7. Have a good sense of humor, but not too much like someone i know *hint hint*

8. Respects my family, friends and I

Hmm very simple yet fussy no wonder i am still single


-Kevin a.k.a Revio over and out- psssssttt

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kitlou:
guess everyone must be waiting for my post including my fans....there u go:

my ideal lover must be:
1) pretty only...below pretty is unacceptable...not like u all so fake average looks oso wan

2) attitude i dun care.....as long she is pretty and have a nice body

3) i dun mind using my money coz my money left for her to use can only buy one oreo mcflurry

4) dun share same interest with me...it will be dem bored toking to her....

5) can dun study and skip lectures everyday...i dun mind

6) must play WOW and like to watch south park's "Make Love,Not Warcraft".

7) must enjoy anything i do to her...yea...anything...

8) of coz must respect my parents and myself...frens nvm all my frens doesnt need respect

9) must know how to cook coz i m very lazy to go outside for dinner....

10) must be milky !!!

hope that i can get a perfect 10/10 girl...until now there is a guy who satisfy all the requirement.
*dang dang dang dang*

Livelifedead:
guess everyone must be waiting for my post including my fans....there u go:

my ideal lover must be:
1) normal only...below normal is unacceptable... like u all average looks oso wan

2) body i dun care as long have a nice attitude

3) dont spend too much ok liaoz xd

4) 1/2 same enough la too same arrrr DOOM loh xd

5) Not a genius not a dumb fella can liaoz xd

6) SPORTING xd

7) NOT demanding >.<

8) Respect every one xd we all humans except some heheheheh xd

9) must knmow when to act or dont do anything =p

10) must be clean !!!

11) Not to picky

12) Understanding xd

13) Can ngam all the ppl i know before her xd

14) Dont cause havoc

15) Loyal xd

*dang dang dang dang*

hope she is the 15/15 xd at least 10 i happy liaoz olalallala xd





Thursday, September 6, 2007

Lucky guy? .... or not?

With midnight looming, jukebox has decided to chip in with another post..

Good evening everyone, this is my second post in as many days.. haha..
I hope this post qualifies as "interesting".

Let me start with a lame short story:

One fine day some time ago, I was browsing around Yahoo! Movies and I came across an interesting clip.

I tried to load the clip but it seemed to take forever, so I went to Rotten Tomatoes to download the trailer. Btw, Good Luck Chuck is the name of the movie, sounds pretty innocent eh?

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This is the same trailer that I downloaded (i managed to find it on YouTube):

Warning: The following PREVIEW has been approved for RESTRICTED AUDIENCES ONLY
(I hope no minors visit this blog..)
so you might want to watch this alone.. haha (rated R21 by singapore.. )



For continuous (no-lag) high-quality viewing pleasure (or if the above video loads too slowly), you can try to:

download that trailer from this site and save it on your hard disk.
(the high resolution one probably takes about 15 minutes to download.. better video quality mar..)

Read more about it from wikipedia or IMDB
Leading cast: Dane Cook, Jessica Alba.

Enjoy!

13 september wut a sad and happy day

13 is sad number for christians
9 is good luck number for some people xd

As u all guys know... 13 spetember is both a happy and sad days for all of us....

on 13th of septmber which fall on thursday this year is happy as we celbrate the birthday of our supreme jedi master foo xd
so yay he is older and born (ty for brightenning our quiet life)

but also a sad day as one jedi knight
Jedi knight Tee Haow Kang is leaving dat night sob sob
he is on a mission to spread our religion in uk LOL xd

soooooo what should we do dat day?

ASSIGNMENT

Aku
Sudah
Sakit
Ikut
Gila
Nangis
Mencuba
Elak
Namun
Terbunuh

All
Student
Surpass
Idiotic
Geeks
No
More
Entertaiment
Nor
Time

Rojak:
All
Sure
Sakit
In
Getting
Nice
Marks
Namun
Terbunuh xd

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Of meaningless numbers and useless stats

Since this blog was created, I haven’t posted anything. So here’s my first contribution.
Predictably, it will be in the form of numbers.. :-)

Personally, I hate statistics, so I’m going to bore you all with all these useless numbers and figures.

(note: statistics below does not include anything related to this post itself and are updated as at 05-09-07 3.30 p.m. Malaysian time)

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Hello everyone, welcome to the one and only…(drum roll) …. Jedi Blog Awards!!

First up, we have the Most Active Blogger award, which goes to.... -jinz- !! .. who has 7 posts so far..

The rankings are as follows:
Number of posts (excluding drafts):


Next, the Most Commented Post.... goes to… Inferno !!
..with 17 comments for his post: History or Memory

the top ten list are:

(i dunno why the table appear so small, click on it to enlarge)

Now, some of these comments come from the author of the post himself.. so after discouting those comments, we have come up with another category for this award - Most Commented Post (excluding self-comment)

..and the winner is: -jinz- !! ..with 16 (net) comments for his post Activity plans for the weeks to come before HK's departure

the top three for this category are:



and now.. for the other (miscellaneous) awards:

Post with the most images:
Feeling Hot on a Cold Night by BENevolent with 24 pictures

Shortest post:
Futsal plan by 流眼泪 (6 words, or 30 characters - including spaces)

Longest post:
(I dunno, lazy to go through every single post…)


that’s all folks..

see you next year..
(exits stage right lamely)