Revio's Life in Monash

Ok today was my first lecture on E-commerce, to my surprise i am starting to love this subject. For starters we learned the basic "Marketing" dumb and fucking boring, but then the lecture moved on to E-Marketing and E-Business and WAH LAU EH!!!!!

SUPER SHIOKING, we were briefed on the user interface, B2C/B2B/C2B/C2C, html codes, origins of internet, intranet, extranet , xml, principles behind tcp/ip, protocols, modules behind IE, basic outline of data transfer, java, firewalls to basic hackings, fuyoooo shiok giler. Well i am going to have my 1st website designing lesson next week woohooo cheers.

Haha after those few exciting "Topics" here i am to share some of the things i learned for terminology in E-Commerce:
HTTP > Hyper Text Transfer Protocol
FTP > File Transfer Protocol
TCP > Transfer Control Protocol
URL > Uniform Resource Locater
http://www.monash.edu.my
(protocol designator)://(tribute to the founder) .(DNS[Domain Name Service] for the server aka Root of Namespace).(Top Level Domain).(Country Code Top Level Domain)

After all that we were given a small advice on how to choose your group members....ok.....it is very unique on how my lecturer explain it to us, he show us a video-clip about 2 ninjas (with uber-funny accents) invaded a mansion but somehow got noticed and were forced to fight their way out, and so one of the idiotic ninja took out a shuriken, and while doing the stand-by-pose be4 throwing the shuriken it got stucked into his teammate's butt-hole. Then the video ended with a phrase "Choose your teammates carefully, if not you will end up like the butt-penetrated ninja". Best way to give advice lol...
Right after that we were given a 5minute masturbation break. And the lecturer played another music-accompanied power point slide....titled "reflections on life" all the students was like WTF ??? @@ but then i like one of of the quote "If something happened, it happen for a reason" wah deep impact. OK then my shh shh part u all sure dun wan to know. But i must say, y do Indians have bigger c**k than Chinese dam...so dam visible even when i am not focusing on it shit damn i am jealous.

Ok to the part 2 of the lecture we learned bout how alpha-numerical characters are converted into binary codes, how a server respond to the client's requests, how data are transmitted (bits > bytes > segments > data > encryption > physical transmission via optic fibers or cabling) .

Something i dun understand why must the chapters all be like Intro to e-commerce, basic overview of marketing, basic coding, basic web designing, Intro to Karma-sutra, basic fu*k*ng positions, basic blow-job techniques. Why in the world must they include the word basic into every single chapter, it makes me feel like a f**king-noob.

Ah ok that's bout all, the good times and the irritating part of the lecture. Anyway i think i would like this subject woohoo and might use this little blog here to implement what i learn wahahahahaa XD