Title Contender - Funniest Post

One word. Hilarious.


my loony bun is fine benny lava~

Chef Kitlou Round 3

Ok since there's not been an update for such a long time, I'll just post something. Read at ur own discretion, I'll warn 1st that if you do not like blood then don't read. But its very little and not life threatening so dun be sissy.

The other day, I stubbed my toe at a door. I'm sure you all know that feeling don't you?


Reenactment of toe-stubbing

But this one particularly extra cheebye... It left me with this

I thought it was foot fungus at first haha... Hey Jon i got mole also!


Tell me what kind of toe stubbing leads to internal bleeding? My toe hurt for a few days. So i decided something must be done to remove the internal bloodclot for no reason.

So firstly sterilise thumbtack


Looks like chef Kitlou's cooking


While waiting for the water to boil, here's something for kitlou's japanese fans


Omg! Same face... Kitlou really is Rain!
"Watashi... Rain-sama".
*japanese girls screaming in excitement*


Also featuring Kok Tin Lok and Koo Tin Lok (wtf really look alike)
"Watashi... K-dez".
*japanese girls screaming in excitement*

Ok then I used the thumbtack to poke the bloodclot.


Suspense

!^&#^*!*#*%!#(%!#^*%*^!"

Ok this is the result


Blood....


Er....

Ok I hope u all enjoy Chef Kitlou Round 3.... Have fun trying this at home

Record Breaking Post.

Since the euphoria of posting has pretty much died down, it's time for me to post the 23rd post! which coincidentally makes this month the highest number of posts month.

So Shuffling, consists of two basics. The Running Man, and the Shuffle. Liquid dance is occasionally used as well, but it depends on the music you use.

In this post, you'll find out more about The Running Man, and how easy it can be done.




Easy right?! That's just one part, the second part is doing the shuffle. For me, this one was harder because it required some leg strength, balancing and coordination.



So the final product, add in with a few kicks and some creativity, is the Melbourne Shuffle at it's utmost basic level. Here's a video of some of my seniors doing it earlier this year. Watch Eddy in particular, the tall thin guy at 00:22-00:55, 03:39-04:08, 04:34-05:22



Thank you for watching! Lol and learn it so we all can do it together.

Council Brothers?

Recently i have no life,i have been playing World Series of Poker 2008: Battle For The Bracelets..yea...i bought it for my xbox 360...which is very the not worth it.Aside from that, i also write criminal's names in my death note and watches TV and a new movie really excites me...named Brothers(Yala it is a chinese movie).So, while i was chatting with my babe i find informations about this n 'cut n paste' into this blog.Not easy.

My first impression: The theme of this movie is very meaningful, there is many cast which i really like them and i always like triads vs police movie.So,be sure you will be watching it.

Official Website : http://www.brothers2007.com/
Actors : Miu Kiu Wai, Eason Chan, Andy Lau, Crystal Huang, Felix Wong, Tong Chun Yip, Wang Zhi Wen, Lam Ka-Tung, Lin Chun

Synopsis : The death of a triad leader brought in a chain of activities that will change the relationship of two brothers forever.
When his father was killed, Michael Miu had to step up to take over the family business which includes the triad headed by his father. While Michael tries to change the triad business to be a more corporate organization, rival triad members disapproved of his revolutionary ways frames him and Michael ended up in jail Andy Lau plays the police inspector has been investigating the movement of the triad and to sure that Michael goes to jail.
In the meantime Michael calls his brother Eason to come back to Hong Kong to be the next head of the triad. 20 years ago, his father sent Eason away oversea for study for there was a prediction that the two brothers will to fight over the triad position that will tear the whole organization apart.

Release :Date 18 October 2007
Language :Cantonese
Classification: 18PL (No cut)
Running Time :1 hour 45 minutes
Director :Derek Chiu

Below is the teaser:

And also the mv for the soundtrack of the movie,Brothers by Andy Lau and Eason Chan:

I dunno why but i really likes the poster for the movie below and decided to play with it.

After professional editing:

(For those who cannot find ur head in the pic,its too bad coz your head cant fit into those picture accordingly from the photo or i dun even have your photo,no hard feelings eh.)

Movie making skills

Ok, here goes post #22 for October..

Intro:
In YouTube, there's a category for Director videos ... These are from one of the "directors", His name is markleung..
I find his videos funny and entertaining..

First, a preview of his capabilities:

Like Tokyo Drift? Check this out:




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And after you've watched that, if you're extremely free,
here's his masterpiece (It's a 41 minute video) :
(For those who dont have 41 minutes to spare, pls skip to the next subsection)


bored with your existing PS2 or XBox games, here's something different!





(video has been watched more than a million times on YouTube)


also, you can check out this director's interesting [profile], and his other cool videos as well.

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The Next Subsection

For those without so much free time, here are the links to the same video (as above) split into 4 parts - plus a bit extra stuff (got commercials i think), so you can take your time to watch:

Part 1 (Time: 10m14s)

Part 2 (11:12)

Part 3 (8:42)

Part 4 (12:52)

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Feel free to drop a comment after you've watched the videos.. haha..

Ever wonder what can engineering can do in ur life?

lol..been some time since i last posted here..since ben already posted so i guess i should too...i see that recently using youtube as a vid support has become popular...therefore i also decided to post something from youtube which i found kinda funny...haha since so many of us also future prospect engineers..take a look at this..

technology advances daily..have you ever wondered what can your phone become of one day?..haha..welll..take a look at what engineering can do for u and your phone..lol

haha who needs anything else besides just one gadget?....heehee
jinz

I teach you to dance. So sexy.

Basicka-cally, many members of my asian brothers (Jedi Council) are still bachelors, and very eligible ones at that. But still cannot attract the girls, dunno why. So now I give you this video to teach you what to do in clubs. I teach u to have the ball sack. Watch this and learn ok? Uncle Chin and Uncle Same teach you.



Now i want all the asian guy to go out there get all the girl man. Fuck that shit. Peace outside.

Tau Fu Fah

BEFORE!!

AFTER!!!

LOOK AT THE AMOUNT OF SUGAR THAT 5 BOYS CAN PUT INTO THEIR BODY!!

THIS IS THE LOOK OF EVERYONE'S BOWL AT THE END OF THE SESSION....

tHIS IS SO UNIQUE... i SHOW YOU THE END FIRST... THEN ONLY SHOW YOU THE BEAUTY... HAHAHA

KEVIN'S SUBMERGED BALLS......

THIS IS TEDDY'S SLICED BALLS..... SUBMERGED IN FLUIDS...

THIS IS NORMAL PEOPLE EAT..... TAU FU FAH.....

CHILLING OUT WHILE THE FOOD DIGEST.....

DAY ENDED WITH MONEY money MONEY BY MR. LIM!

Mmm...

So you're in Australia, walking around doing whatever you have to or plan to do there, and all of a sudden you're feeling the piss, and you can't find a public toilet around! So, are you hoping not to go through this embarassing episode in the future, but don't know how to?

Well look no further, the Department of Health and Ageing has created


Apparently there are 3243 public toilets in Victoria alone. So don't worry! There's always a public toilet nearby. And not only will you know where the toilets are with this map, you'll even be able to find out when are they open!

E.g:
Centro The Glen
235 Springvale Road, Glen Waverley
Open: Mon-Wed 9am-5:30pm
Thu-Fri 9am-9pm
Sat 9am-5pm
Sun 10am-5pm

So better make sure your selected toilet is open when you need it! Besides the website provides directions on how YOU will be able to download those toilet coordinates into your GPS. But beware, some toilets can be tricky, and open only from sunrise to sunset, but of course the caring government has taken this into consideration.

When you find nearby toilets open at a particular time (by clicking the More options button on the Find nearby toilets page), the site considers:

* Which state the location is in
* When sunrise and sunset occur for the location
* Local time at the location, based on state/territory time zones

Also, with the website you can register and note down your favourite toilets. So you can go whenever you want to!

Interesting right?
The website's here.

LOTR - another perspective

Hi, this is a short post on a short video about LOTR,
some of you may have watched it before..

starring Jack Black and Sarah Michelle Gellar..


Enjoy!

A Day At Shattrath City

One fine Sunday afternoon, I(Jut) decided to take a stroll around the main city in Outlands, which is called Shattrath City.

Upon logging in, the usual crowd is gathered at the bank area doing bank stuff.

Without wasting any time, I mounted on my trusted horse..or i think its a horse..its called a..talbuk i think

There is alot of people waiting at the arena masters and battleground masters as usual...pvpers../sigh

I found someone familiar, Looks like He-man and his tiger dosen't it lol

I also found Haris Pilton at a bar

Feeling bored..I decided to log in my other character which is a human paladin to play around

Performing a strip dance at the bank area.
"ooh yeah i'm bringing sexy back"

Thats all for today's trip to Outlands. Will update on future adventures in Azeroth and Outlands.

Chef Kitlou Round 2!

Pretty japanese n hongkees girls have been P.M.ing me to request for my new post.I dunno why.Anyway, the much anticipated Halo 3,Resident Evil: Extinction,UEFA Champions League and 18th district Genius Master Cooking Boy -- Recipe 2 has finally invaded the earth. Are you ready ladies?

Well today's recipe is much easier than the first one, as it doesn't requires u to open any can.It is called...Kitlou Special 18th district Genius Master Cooking Boy Homemade Fried Rice.

Item No:1

Onion Babe.Quantity as preferred.

Item 2:

Normal Garlic.Quantity as preferred.
Item No.3:

Any cooked rice.Quantity as preferred.

Item No.4:

Homemade 'Bashed' Potatoes.

Item No.5:

Omega 3 eggs.It's healthy ma.Quantity as preferred.

So,instructions:

Step 1: Put oil(Quantity as preferred) and wait it cooked for a while ,add in garlic and onion babe.Wait till they change in colour(observe the garlic).

Step 2: Put in the Omega-3 only eggs.Wait it to be cooked for 1 minutes and 13 secs.

Step 3 : Mix the potato with rice(not strange, its nice in the end,trust me and my 18th district Genius Master Cooking Boy medal).Add it in and fry ah fry ah.

Fry it for like 3 minutes 9 secs.

So while waiting for the results,here's a random picture yet again.

I pick this up when i was walking Jalan 20 Tmn Bukit Cheras,together with the quill.So, "Watashi...K-dez".

*japanese girls screaming of excitement*

So,result baby:

Yup, you can eat the rice with any sauce in the world and any drinks in the planet.

Summary:

Taste : Nice la of coz..

Price : Cheap la of coz..

Difficulty : Easy for me..not easy for u all.

Time wasted : About 10 minutes cooking + 10 minutes to cook the rice.

I'll recommend this recipe to all those lazy people who dun wan to eat outside or lonely people who have to eat alone.U may send me mail to my home address if u have any questions,or airplane tix for pretty japanese or hongkees for me to free of charge cook for u.Thanks n have a nice dinner.

The Saturday Otaku-Dance

Yea man looks like Jukebox is on fire, If this goes well maybe we should have Jukebox and Revio's sub-section =P

Anyway, another post to counter JUKEBOX's post,

Hmmm The dance culture is very hot these days, since the "So do you think you can dance TV show" and those adapted "dancing-based" dramas.
Well those I mentioned normally go for those dances like breakdance, salsa, tango, hip-hop, etc etc.
What I have here today is a bit more Otaku-ish, but still kinda cool =P
Behold~~ The 2 most popular Anime-Dance

Hare Hare Yukai dance : The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi

Anime version:



Live version (Performed by their respective seiyuus, Aya Hirano FTW!!!!!):



I am very sure justin will be drooling over Aya Hirano when he watch this video again =X btw she is the orange miniskirt girl~ And yea they are lip-synching ~ I cannot imagine someone dancing that while singing @.@ must be damn pro to not go out of tune.

Moteke! Sera Fuku Dance : LuckyStar

Anime version:




To be honest I really liked this dance hahahahahaha XD ever since I saw this OP i actually edited it and uploaded it to my phone LOL =X Very cool =P KAGAMI and KONATA FTW!!!!

Live Version:




*To be frank i LOL-ED at this video hahahaha*

Anyway although this post's main purpose is to push JUKEBOX's post down, i still want to share my otaku-interests with you gu(a)ys & girls

Relaxation for Saturday

The main purpose of this post is of course to push down Revio's post. =p

Here's a series of 3 short videos I came across few days ago.
Very light content about HK (Hong Kong, not Haow Kang..haha), so it should make for a relaxing viewing session, hopefully.

It's in Cantonese, but got English subs.


Title: The One Days HK
by Wong Fu Productions

Part 1 - Set Free Concept



Part 2 - Dissolve MV



Part 3 - The Spare narrative






credits to [Hong Kong Phoeey]

Hope you've enjoyed them.
Once again, I would like to emphasise, and repeat, that this post's main purpose is to push down Revio's post.. hahaha..

The logo as requested?

Well, errr due to popular demand (refer to Inferno's post)
My inspiraiton comes from the joy of pushing down Jukebox's post with lame posts.

Anyway i am quite satisfied with the result (i spend countless mins doing the stupid face), drawing with photoshop sucks (much worse than paint no kidding!!!) paint took me 1 min to do this


And took me hours to do this:

I practically have to redraw the stupid skull, coz paint quality sucked hard, and drawing the dammed skull with photoshop took me 1-2hr (inclusive of time taken to understand the feature)
Apparently my photoshop auto-updated, so it some of the stuff i am familiar with are gone and is added into somewhere else, *sigh* wasted some time on finding those functions too..
Anyway next time i will learn how to use adobe illustrator and will use that to draw instead.

P.S *sigh* sorry zheng-shan can't push your post down within 3 hours, unexpected events due to the lack of drawing feature from my photoshop T_T

Another post about Rankings - from Alexa.com

Yet another post to waste a few minutes of your day.

Quote from an unknown blogger:

"...Updating this blog with new posts for the sake of updates should be encouraged... Without updates, there will be no progress.."

Just the other day, when I was trying to log in to Friendster, I was directed to a "friendly" website with the heading Temporary Maintenance. It actually “thanked” me for visiting Friendster, and provided some “great” facts among the Friendster community. One interesting fact that caught my eye was:

Friendster is now the 14th largest website on the planet in terms of traffic

So, I set off to search the busiest websites in the world. (I like Top Ten lists.. haha.. )

Turns out Friendster is at 15^th place. Wow, very updated, maintenance team.

Anyway, I’ve reproduce (and extracted) the list from Alexa.com, the web information company:

(the URLs are essentially the name of the site itself, so kinda redundant to put it there but I’ll just put it for fun.)

[Rankings are updated as at 12-10-07 - 5p.m. M’sian time]

The most popular websites in the World according to web traffic:

1. Yahoo! - - - - - - - - - - www.yahoo.com
2. Google - - - - - - - - - - www.google.com
3. Microsoft Network (MSN) - - - - - - - - - - www.msn.com
4. YouTube - - - - - - - - - - www.youtube.com
5. Windows Live - - - - - - - - - - www.live.com
6. Myspace - - - - - - - - - - www.myspace.com
7. Facebook - - - - - - - - - - www.facebook.com
8. Orkut - - - - - - - - - - www.orkut.com
9. Wikipedia - - - - - - - - - - www.wikipedia.org
10. Hi5 - - - - - - - - - - www.hi5.com

Some highlights:

§ One of my favourite sites, Baidu (www.baidu.com), is the 11^th most popular website in the world.

§ The website some of us visit almost everyday, Blogger.com (www.blogger.com), is at 13^th place.

§ EBay is at 20^th place.

§ Flickr at 29^th

§ IMDB at 30^th

§ Youporn.com at 50^th

§ Veoh.com at 79^th

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For Malaysia (refers to Malaysian users, not sites hosted in Malaysia) :

(URLs are not provided here as most of these sites are in the Global list. I guess we M’sians just like to follow what the world is doing. E.g. Roda Impian, Who Wants to be a Millionaire Malaysia, Malaysian Idol, etc, etc…)

The top ten are:

1. Yahoo!
2. Friendster (yes, Friendster, can’t believe M’sians love this so much)
3. Google.com.my (this is probably because we are automatically-direct against our wishes to Google M’sia when we type www.google.com)
4. YouTube
5. Google
6. Myspace
7. Windows Live
8. Microsoft Network (MSN)
9. Blogger.com
10. Wikipedia

Highlights (this list got more familiar names):

§ Facebook is at 11^th place

§ Cari Malaysia at 15^th. (cari.com.my)

§ Lowyat.NET @ 22^nd (lowyat.net)

§ Veoh at 23^rd

§ Crunchyroll.com – 29^th

§ AirAsia Berhad at 45^th (airasia.com)

§ and TM.net.my is at 57^th (many ppl modem problem??)

§ D-addicts.com @ 67^th (for Japanese and Korean drama fans)

§ Live Score @ 71^st place

§ Youporn at 87^th place.

Oh, btw, Maxis just beat Digi in the list, Maxis is @ 81^st, Digi at 82^nd.

Celcom is nowhere to be seen, and TM Touch (013) must be miles down the list.

Pirate Flags!!!

After cracking my head on what to blog, I've finally come out with this..... For those who read or read ONE PIECE, here are the pirate flags (most of it) of most of the pirates in ONE PIECE.



Alvida's Pirate






Arlong Pirates






Bellamy Pirates






Drum Kingdom






Kreig Pirates






Kurenko Pirates






Masira Pirates






Moria Pirates






Straw Hats






Red Hair Pirates






Shoujou Pirtaes






Ussop Pirates (Does't really exist...)






White Beard Pirates





Well... this is my design of our Jedi Pirate flag.... Lol... use paint dats y so cacat..... The 2 swords there represents the sword in our logo.... N de skull is wearing a modern cap sideways if u all cant c my distorted drawing...




Errr.... If any1 wanna recreate that nicer den be my guess.... Straw Hats ROCKS...