Revio the Toad Reaper
On one fine day as usual, Kevin is doing his reports, and then suddenly he saw a black container on the table. When he took off the lid, he saw scalpels, forceps, scissors and many other tools for dissection. Out of a sudden he heard a voice "Use that to dissect frogs, be a ToadReaper", when he turn back he saw Ryuuku (refer to Death Note, in my case...Death Scalpel?) "I will REAP THEM ALL" said Kevin as if being possessed
He rushed off to the nearest pond and caught a toad, drown the toad in a CO2 filled container untill it faint and pinned down all 4 of its legs.
And played with the tongue....
"Shit its not the time to do this" suddenly getting over his humorous nature, he started skinning the toad. (Note: the toad is still alive, his body was twitching when the skin was cut)
Rip reap rip~ Sing kevin in a joyful manner.
Once he finished skinning its time to rip off the meat. (RAWR!!!!)
Kevin: Bardiche! Load Cartridge!!
Bardiche: Loading cartridge, barrier jacket impulse form, weapon mode "Death Scalpel"
Kevin : "Side Slash!"
Bardiche: Yes, sir!Once he finish ripping the flesh, suddenly his sadistic nature took over *devilish laughter* He start to extract every single organ in the toad's body.
Time for the stomach.
(note: i can still c the heart beating and yea its still breathing, and yes obviously it's still alive...)
The end?
"Hmm....the heart is still pumping when it was extracted amazing" thoughts of admiration towards the toad rose in Kevin's mind. "But i took his life, dakara Ore-sama wa motto sugoi!" (translation: therefore, I am more amazing)
Ryuuku the Death Reaper suddenly appear and said "JOO are soo 1337"
Kevin took the blood stained scalpel and started to tear Ryuuku apart. "Ore-sama wa! KAMI da!!!" shouted Kevin in the process.
(note: yea the toad finally can rest in peace, Sorry T.T, a moment of silence to mourn for its death)
I am Kevin,
I love doing assignments and reports,
Proof?
I just got a new report for ripping off the toad
I am kevin,
I love doing assignments.
- Like hell that's true-



