Total Otaku-ism

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Characters : Kitlou (Popular Singer,Actor,Jumper, lvl 72), Revio (**K.O.S,Undead,lvl 99),Lol (Geek,Orc,unknown gender,lvl 99) and Inferno (Noob, ***BB, lvl 2).

*All level are based on otakuism.
**King of Sohai

***Breast Boi

Venue : Otaku Non-existent Club,KL,Msia.

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Kitlou: Hou sien ahhhhhhhhh....

Revio n Inferno(playing m*gic the gathering) : Shaddap n play with the geek ass.

Lol : Oh shit i found from the net that there is this uhh comic fest sumwhere in japan tomoro.

So 4 of them flew to jap.

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Characters: Same 4 idiots.

Venue: ACF Day 1, japan.

Tix for entrance...cost 53,333.33 yen

Kitlou: Oh shit japan ppl got gattling gun so hi tech wan.

Revio: Eh where is inferno?

Lol: From my webcam i saw him ran off 3 seconds ago.

Happily getting captured.

They have the right to choose only one to be executed n of coz its the geek.

Its game over for u.

After sacrificing him, the 3 heroes continue their journey n saw some hot japs.

Welcome to my room next time.

After getting stunned for 23 minutes,they continue walking searching for female characters.

Ah found some!

2 jap shinigami (death-god) bringing them back from hell.N thats the merchandise from hell.Why did inferno dead too? Because he peekay n fell down from 27th floor while trying to escape just now. They get to revive after buying an ankh of reincarnation that coz 50billion hell currency.

Heaven or hell?

After discussing with them, revio was mistaken to be a rapist who deserved to be dead n the shinigamis actually wants autograph from kitlou.After getting the autograph on their body,they went away.
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Thats all for day 1.They went back to their hotel n they slept after having spa.

Newest Ad

Gasoline - RM15


Donuts - RM20(?)


Shoes (with plastic bag) - RM200


Shoes (with nice paper bag) - RM200


Stuck with a flat tyre in Times Square carpark,



...and then saved by Superjinz^TM - priceless


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There are some things money can't buy,

for everything else, there's J-card (Jedi-card)..


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I'm bringing sexy Back..... side

With the recent poll for the sexiest ass amongst the Jedi Council recently concluded, Justin and Jinz emerged joint winners in the intense battle for ass glory.


The coveted trophy.

Now, with American Idol fever gripping the world once again, let us begin with a new trend called ass fever; why you ask? Well, being the nonsensical bunch which we are, anything goes and moreover, this surely has got to be the healthiest post after all of us has gotten out of shape after too much of BBQ FTW. , Thirsty? , and Fancy This?, and what more, with Chinese New Year looming around the corner, everyone's bound to gain some extra weight. So, now it's time to work out those booties with these simple workouts after extensive research.


Idol fever... boring!!


Ass fever! Damn!

Let us begin with the squat. Which is the only workout you need to know, really. According to Men's fitness, the squat is the single-most effective exercise and that nothing else comes close to it. The squat being a compound exercise (works out more than one muscle) targets every major muscle in your leg, including quadriceps, hamstrings and gluteal muscles (front thigh, back thigh and ass in layman terms).

First off, stand upright with your legs shoulder width apart, and knees slightly bent (while doing the workout you will want to avoid locking your knees). Then slowly lower your butt down, all the while keeping the heels to the ground. Imagine yourself as though you're sitting on a chair (sitting, not plonking yourself down like lazy people. We're working out here hello!). Make sure your knees do not bend past your toes. Then slowly rise up again, and keep your torso tight and upright. Repeat till you get Jennifer Lopez's ass.


Damn someone get me some Optrex eyewash!


Illustration of the workout.

For best results, observe yourself in a mirror to make sure your form remains perfect, and you get to check out your own ass too while at it. Also, you could choose to do it with weights for quicker effect.

Also, with Valentine's day just around the corner, this workout could be done in pairs as well.


Just the same, but extend your arms and hold each other this time around.

Doing couple workouts can really get both parties closer; and not to mention nice asses for each other to spank as well during Valentine's Day.


I'm coming! I mean, coming over to spank you. Not "coming".

Yeah, and that concludes our simple workout to get you in shape in time for Valentine's Day, or in time for another sexiest ass poll, should there be another one. Wish you all a Happy Chinese New Year ahead and happy working out!

Disclaimer: Any injuries or oversized asses sustained during extensive workout is at your own risk.