Futsal?

Ok, I'm going to "do a Darren" and start asking this here.

This is just a suggestion.

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Topic: Futsal

Usually it's friday or saturday so here is my suggestion:
1)
Date: 4th April, Friday
Time: 1:45 - 3:45 p.m.
Venue: The Cage

Or

2)
Date: 5th April, Saturday
Time: 10:30 - 12:30a.m.
Venue: same as above


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Pls comment, as you can do so without credit or with expired credit. :-)



*******also,another package**************

friday same as above.
saturday morning 9AM -- basketball
1030AM-1230PM -- futsal
0100PM -- bowling

**********brought to u by...kitlou***********

What the Fuwawawow!

Ok a post is better than ntg. To update you guys on what's been going on wit me in Melb, I present to you some pics of me.


Oh mama check out my new not so girly hair


Oh mama check that shit


Check that lil bitch. Gonna upgrade when I can in a month or so

ON the 19TH of MARCH

DEAR JEDI COUNCIL MEMBERS(from old to young, from leng cai to super leng cai and from president to gardener)

I would like to invite u all to my birthday at my house on the 19th
this is what i would like u all to do :
1. bring shirts, towels, toothbrush, underwears and any stuff which u dont want to share
2. Pls come
3. We are overnighting
4. You dont have to bring anythng else exdcept the one mentioned in number 1
5. lets have fun (LOL)
6. I want to know what time u guys free
7. No need eat dinner my house got (100% got so dont say you eat laioz)
8. Maybe not enough pillow or blanket 2 ppl bring enough

The next day (20th march we will decide it on that night)

Numbers Game

Fungus has been spreading like wildfire over the past few weeks. So I've decided to plant some other veggies to make this farm more interesting. Here are the first seeds for some tomatoes. (Although still no chlorophyll, but better than nothing)

Today's post is about numbers (boring, but interesting):


555,000,000

That's the number of mobile phone users in China. A staggering number in fact, when you consider that that is more than the entire population of the USA (3rd most populous country in the world). In fact, China make up 20% of the total mobile phone users around the world.

For comparison, India has 250 million mobile phone users. Now that's a lot of radiation in these two countries.

3.2 Billion USD

The estimated project value of Singapore's first casino and integrated resort - The Marina Bay Sands, and scheduled to open in 2009.

After then, expect a dip in visitor numbers to Genting Highlands. Those holding Genting shares might consider selling.

15 minutes

is all it takes to borrow €300. That, is if you are living in Sweden. Simply send a text message, wait 15 minutes, and the money lands in your account. The simplicity of obtaining loans in that country is increasingly luring youth into debt.

As they say, it's best to learn from young. The Swedish system allows for youngsters to learn how to incur debt first, so they will be used to it later in life.

36492

The largest majority in the recent elections. Won by "Rocket" in Seputeh.

The majority is actually higher than the number of votes the other candidate garnered. For more election trivia, click here.

787 million

That's the average number of sperm in an average ejaculate.

Whoa! That's a lot of competition, man. Swim, swim, swim!

3

The number of posts we had on our blog in February 2008.

Lowest ever in the oh-so-short and uneventful history of the J-council blog.

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Ok. That's all for now. Ta ta. Sayonara. An-nyung.

Total Otaku-ism

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Characters : Kitlou (Popular Singer,Actor,Jumper, lvl 72), Revio (**K.O.S,Undead,lvl 99),Lol (Geek,Orc,unknown gender,lvl 99) and Inferno (Noob, ***BB, lvl 2).

*All level are based on otakuism.
**King of Sohai

***Breast Boi

Venue : Otaku Non-existent Club,KL,Msia.

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Kitlou: Hou sien ahhhhhhhhh....

Revio n Inferno(playing m*gic the gathering) : Shaddap n play with the geek ass.

Lol : Oh shit i found from the net that there is this uhh comic fest sumwhere in japan tomoro.

So 4 of them flew to jap.

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Characters: Same 4 idiots.

Venue: ACF Day 1, japan.

Tix for entrance...cost 53,333.33 yen

Kitlou: Oh shit japan ppl got gattling gun so hi tech wan.

Revio: Eh where is inferno?

Lol: From my webcam i saw him ran off 3 seconds ago.

Happily getting captured.

They have the right to choose only one to be executed n of coz its the geek.

Its game over for u.

After sacrificing him, the 3 heroes continue their journey n saw some hot japs.

Welcome to my room next time.

After getting stunned for 23 minutes,they continue walking searching for female characters.

Ah found some!

2 jap shinigami (death-god) bringing them back from hell.N thats the merchandise from hell.Why did inferno dead too? Because he peekay n fell down from 27th floor while trying to escape just now. They get to revive after buying an ankh of reincarnation that coz 50billion hell currency.

Heaven or hell?

After discussing with them, revio was mistaken to be a rapist who deserved to be dead n the shinigamis actually wants autograph from kitlou.After getting the autograph on their body,they went away.
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Thats all for day 1.They went back to their hotel n they slept after having spa.

Newest Ad

Gasoline - RM15


Donuts - RM20(?)


Shoes (with plastic bag) - RM200


Shoes (with nice paper bag) - RM200


Stuck with a flat tyre in Times Square carpark,



...and then saved by Superjinz^TM - priceless


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There are some things money can't buy,

for everything else, there's J-card (Jedi-card)..


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I'm bringing sexy Back..... side

With the recent poll for the sexiest ass amongst the Jedi Council recently concluded, Justin and Jinz emerged joint winners in the intense battle for ass glory.


The coveted trophy.

Now, with American Idol fever gripping the world once again, let us begin with a new trend called ass fever; why you ask? Well, being the nonsensical bunch which we are, anything goes and moreover, this surely has got to be the healthiest post after all of us has gotten out of shape after too much of BBQ FTW. , Thirsty? , and Fancy This?, and what more, with Chinese New Year looming around the corner, everyone's bound to gain some extra weight. So, now it's time to work out those booties with these simple workouts after extensive research.


Idol fever... boring!!


Ass fever! Damn!

Let us begin with the squat. Which is the only workout you need to know, really. According to Men's fitness, the squat is the single-most effective exercise and that nothing else comes close to it. The squat being a compound exercise (works out more than one muscle) targets every major muscle in your leg, including quadriceps, hamstrings and gluteal muscles (front thigh, back thigh and ass in layman terms).

First off, stand upright with your legs shoulder width apart, and knees slightly bent (while doing the workout you will want to avoid locking your knees). Then slowly lower your butt down, all the while keeping the heels to the ground. Imagine yourself as though you're sitting on a chair (sitting, not plonking yourself down like lazy people. We're working out here hello!). Make sure your knees do not bend past your toes. Then slowly rise up again, and keep your torso tight and upright. Repeat till you get Jennifer Lopez's ass.


Damn someone get me some Optrex eyewash!


Illustration of the workout.

For best results, observe yourself in a mirror to make sure your form remains perfect, and you get to check out your own ass too while at it. Also, you could choose to do it with weights for quicker effect.

Also, with Valentine's day just around the corner, this workout could be done in pairs as well.


Just the same, but extend your arms and hold each other this time around.

Doing couple workouts can really get both parties closer; and not to mention nice asses for each other to spank as well during Valentine's Day.


I'm coming! I mean, coming over to spank you. Not "coming".

Yeah, and that concludes our simple workout to get you in shape in time for Valentine's Day, or in time for another sexiest ass poll, should there be another one. Wish you all a Happy Chinese New Year ahead and happy working out!

Disclaimer: Any injuries or oversized asses sustained during extensive workout is at your own risk.