Showing posts with label jukebox. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jukebox. Show all posts

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Numbers Game

Fungus has been spreading like wildfire over the past few weeks. So I've decided to plant some other veggies to make this farm more interesting. Here are the first seeds for some tomatoes. (Although still no chlorophyll, but better than nothing)

Today's post is about numbers (boring, but interesting):


555,000,000


That's the number of mobile phone users in China. A staggering number in fact, when you consider that that is more than the entire population of the USA (3rd most populous country in the world). In fact, China make up 20% of the total mobile phone users around the world.

For comparison, India has 250 million mobile phone users. Now that's a lot of radiation in these two countries.

3.2 Billion USD

The estimated project value of Singapore's first casino and integrated resort - The Marina Bay Sands, and scheduled to open in 2009.

After then, expect a dip in visitor numbers to Genting Highlands. Those holding Genting shares might consider selling.

15 minutes

is all it takes to borrow €300. That, is if you are living in Sweden. Simply send a text message, wait 15 minutes, and the money lands in your account. The simplicity of obtaining loans in that country is increasingly luring youth into debt.

As they say, it's best to learn from young. The Swedish system allows for youngsters to learn how to incur debt first, so they will be used to it later in life.

36492

The largest majority in the recent elections. Won by "Rocket" in Seputeh.

The majority is actually higher than the number of votes the other candidate garnered. For more election trivia, click here.

787 million

That's the average number of sperm in an average ejaculate.

Whoa! That's a lot of competition, man. Swim, swim, swim!

3

The number of posts we had on our blog in February 2008.

Lowest ever in the oh-so-short and uneventful history of the J-council blog.

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Ok. That's all for now. Ta ta. Sayonara. An-nyung.

Friday, February 15, 2008

Newest Ad

Gasoline - RM15


Donuts - RM20(?)


Shoes (with plastic bag) - RM200


Shoes (with nice paper bag) - RM200


Stuck with a flat tyre in Times Square carpark,



...and then saved by SuperjinzTM - priceless


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There are some things money can't buy,

for everything else, there's J-card (Jedi-card)..



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Thursday, January 31, 2008

Balloon Deception/Interception

What a fun way to score..



Now let's try that some time.. haha

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Thirsty?

Saw this on Yahoo, found the equivalent on YouTube.



Now go watch. :-)

Monday, January 14, 2008

The Internet Song

Hmmm.. a song about the Internet.. sounds cool eh?

Seeing that all of our members are above eighteen (18), it should be no problem posting mature topics rite? But just in case some minors happen to stumble upon this site, here's the mandatory note of caution:

Foreplay Forewarning: The vid is rated HS-18 ("hamsap 18"), parental discretion is strongly not advised. Watch at your own risk.

According to paragraph 125B of the Jedi Se*ual Act 2008 (2nd amendment), users must be above eighteen (18) to view the clip. It doesn't matter if he/she is not mature enough mentally. So if you are 18 but think like a 10-year old, no worries, go ahead and watch. Physical maturity is sufficient.

This song is widely circulated on the net so some of you might have heard it before. Original song is from the Avenue Q Music Soundtrack.

Some background info on Avenue Q:

  • Avenue Q is a Broadway musical which is a parody of Sesame Street.
  • This song is one of the more popular songs in the musical.
  • Think of it as an adult version of Sesame street.
  • The musical is performed by actors using hand puppets.
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Many different versions of this song (in terms of the video) have been made by Internet users (you can find them on YouTube), something like having many MVs for the same song. Although the first video is the original stage performance, the audio quality in the 2nd is better.

For this song, there are two (2) main characters:
1) Kate Monster - A lovelorn kindergarten assistant looking to open a school for monsters.
2) Trekkie Monster - A Cookie Monster parody.

Ok, so the basic story line is like this:
A teacher (Kate) tries to teach her students about the Internet using an "innocent" song. But a student (Trekkie Monster) keeps interupting her and distorts/disrupts the song. Hilarity ensues.


The actual musical performance:
(Sound quality not too good but that's the best I can find from YouTube)




Now combine the audio with the Chobits anime and you get this: (WARNING!! contains sexually-explicit images , albeit in cartoon form, not for kids!)




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So, what do you all think about this musical? Definitely beats High School Musical anytime IMO. =p
Oh, btw, the actual song title is a bit obscene. I'm sure you will have no trouble finding/figuring it out.


P.S. If you love this song, you can download the audio file by clinking on this [link].

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Tremors

"Sumatra earthquake izit? Sometimes they earthquake we can feel a bit wan.. but a bit onli la..no need worry wan la... "

"Earthquake in Malaysia? Impossible la.. Didnt learn geography meh? Malaysia is earthquake-free zone, you know... "

But that was exactly what happened recently. Ok, not so recent, about one week liao.

This was definitely headline news. But as usual, Malaysia like to cover up stuff. So it only appeared as a small, hardly-noticeable caption in the papers.

Read the following reports from the Star.

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The Star, Monday December 10, 2007

Quake measuring 3.5 hits Bukit Tinggi

PETALING JAYA: A weak 3.5 magnitude earthquake occurred in Bukit Tinggi, Pahang, at 8.55pm last night.

According to the Meteorological Department, the incident triggered off slight tremors.

There was no cause for concern, it said in a statement.

Experts had said on Friday there was no reason to worry over the rare but minor earthquake that first occurred in Bukit Tinggi on Nov 30, as the tremors were weakening by the day.

The tremors, which first measured 3.9 on the Richter scale on Nov 30, had weakened to 3.0 on Wednesday and to 2.7 on Thursday.

Meteorological Services Department director-general Dr Yap Kok Seng had said there was a very old fault line near Bukit Tinggi that had been dormant for more than 1.6 million years.

Source: http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2007/12/10/nation/19717093&sec=nation

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Then, in thursday's papers:

Mild earthquake hits Bukit Tinggi

KUALA LUMPUR: A mild earthquake, measuring 3.2 on the Richter scale, hit Bukit Tinggi in Pahang at 6.01pm yesterday.

It caused weak tremors in and around Bukit Tinggi, the Meteorological Department said.

It advised the public not to be alarmed by the tremors. – Bernama

Source: http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2007/12/13/nation/19752049&sec=nation

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Hmmm.. should this be something to worry about?

Saturday, December 15, 2007

New England Manager appointed

news from yahoo..

Fabio Capello has been officially appointed as England manager, and will begin on January 7th after signing a contract until summer 2012.


The FA finalised a deal on Friday with the Italian's son Pierfilippo that will reportedly net him £6.5 million per year - nearly £30m over the length of his tenure.

The 61-year-old will be joined by his right-hand man Franco Baldini along with assistant Italo Galbiati, goalkeeping coach Franco Tancredi, and fitness coach Massimo Neri.

No Englishman has been appointed to the coaching staff, but the FA said they are keen to make an addition - probably Stuart Pearce or Alan Shearer.

...Click here to read more

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Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Another vid

Once again the blog is in severe recession.

Can't really find anything interesting to post about. So here's something mildly funny (or lame, whichever way you see it).



And another (more lame "funny" this one):

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Jung Ji-Hoon ( 정지훈) singing in Mandarin

This blog needs more posts.
For today, I'll just post something interesting I came across while web surfing. Easy job of just embedding a video. It's an "old" song which was released last year I think.

Here's the single titled 手记 (Memory in my hand)





Well the vid gets kinda boring after a while.. but I'll just post it anyway..

Jung Ji-Hoon is Rain/Bi (비) btw. Let's hope our ciplak fake Malaysian "Rain" can perform as well as him..haha..

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Keep fit with Wii's newest product

First, thanks to HK and kitlou for reviving this blog. Jukebox decides that he should contribute a post also.

So, here goes:

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Nintendo has once again come up with an innovative new product - the Wii Fit!



"Don't want to invest 3 dollars and 19 cents on a hoola-hoop? Why not pick up a Wii for just 300 dollars? and enjoy the same fun in the comfort of your living room...."


Of course, the narration is meant to be a parody.
The original video only has music and no narration.

Some info can be found [here].

Grab one at your nearest stores now for US$75!!
[though it will only be released next month in Japan ;-) ]

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Btw, the posting time is fake. Deliberately adjusted to get 3 consecutive days with post (I just missed the midnight mark.. haha).