Tuesday, November 4, 2008

RED ALERT 3

As u guys already know, RED ALERT 3 is out.
But sadly, i rather say is a dissapointment rather than a joyfull thing.
First off all we will talk about the casting of the characters inside RA 3.
Besides empire of the sun, the soviet and allied Leutenants are 100% wrongly chosen for the job.
What i mean is what kind of leutnant right in the middle of war will wea a low cut uniform ( showing the breast line) and a skiert which i think only few cm away from showing her underwear. Not to mention a teenage girl accent for those party type girls is like what a party girl doing in a coomand center (BIG SWT).
After that is the way they speak, in any show or any game (u can name all of it) there is no single femal commanding officer (leutenant and above) spoke like a girl talking to her friends during overnighting or behave like some model (eg sit on the table and pose liek a model.
The best part is like all we know since RA tanya DOES NOT Style her HAIR or put MAKE UP but guess what, RA3 the tanya looks like just come from a saloon. Is damn amazing how she maintain her hair after all the action.
For allied, i think the general and the president role should be swapped, the general sounds like a guy who is indecisive while the president is too manly or brute to be behind the desk.
Now about the game play, there is a 100% imabalance for all the units in RA3 the new GI = peace keeper can take ANY starting infantry without any problem so basically if u have 10 peacekeepr to camp at opponent base before tanks come out that guy can just quit the game swt.
The other thing is the tank now is weaker than an infantry (ANOTHER BIG SWT) d old tanks in RA2 can always with stand 1 on 5 infantry but believe it or not the new tanks cant even stand 1 on 4 unless the tank ram those guys.
ANd the most godlike thing in RA3 is our beloved TERROR DRONE. the old ones is not that strong because each time it is hit, it will slow down but guess what ladies and gentleman, now it can SWIM and TONS of HP and WAY HIGHER MSPD so if u got 10 of those say bye bye to any enemy tanks or infantry or ships u name it all gone.
the other part will be the country, RA1 have 6
RA2 have 8 or 10
AND GUESS WHAT, RA 3 only got 3 clap your hands
and now they make a game into such where numbers cant win but without numbers U will also lose LOL. they have plenty of super power to use so the more numbers u have the more it is wasted. But if u go for quality well it is worse because all the thinks now have an armour made of plastic which means any infantry in a group of 10 can whoop any thing u give them.
But thats not all ladies and gentleman, the super weapons is 100% imabalnce. Allied supper weapon can whoop a standard base (con yard, refinary , barracks, airfield, plants and battle lab) but empire of the sun can only dmg 1/2 of it and soviet can dmg 3/4 at most
So practically if use allied jsut get yourself a nice defense and wait for 6 mins and say big goodbye to your opponent.
The other rubbish thing is Allied planes is now as fat as 1/2 kirof in other words there is no way u can shoot all down. In the old RA2 1 flak cannon can whoop 3 planes down which means 3/4 got whooped but the new 1 cant even kill 1 effictively (the plane drop a bomb and u turn only it is shot down) and now th allied have the new plane which is even more gay as it run faster than kirov, 3/4 hp of kirov and drop 5 bombs so sending 4 of it can whoop a con yard any time with 0 casualities aint it amazing
And the system change to command and conquer to make yourlife more busy playing it
Overall my command will be like this, the one who attack 1st WIN and the one who on defensive will jus get whooped back to back with lil gains

3 comments:

kItlOu said...

rox man the blog can put game reviews oso dem geng....
u shud like give score for categories like gameplay, story , graphics and replayability....

快乐 said...

OMG! Relax...
My computer can't support RA3
Ahahah!
Dota will still remain as the only game i play now!!

HK said...

nanoswarm hive and iron curtain can stop the proton collider beams.

not bad la the game.