Learn Canto The Easy Way

By Senseis KK, HK and KY.



Think your command of Cantonese sucks?
Don't worry!
Through a series of visual learning tools we'll get you from where you are.. to anywhere you want to be!

Just call your local supplier (anyone) and ask for the learn-canto-thru-msn package! Only rm9.99 per session.

Best value! We guarantee it. Just see for yourself.

How To Draw: By Sensei KK

Hi. Today Teacher KK san will teach you how to draw a dik. his dik to be precise.

Ready?
Class start!

WTF 8888

Hello guys,

I did a check on the JPJ's website today for latest plates.

Today's is..

KUALA LUMPUR

WRW1615

I think by next year, it'll be past WSx, and then WTx. So when it reaches WTF xxxx, can someone please buy a car, then we can ride it everyday just because the car plate's freakin cool.


Alright, that's all. Byebye.

KK is gay.

He may seem nice on the outside, but look at the thing he does when he's horny.

Lol #2

Just something I forgot to put up in a while.



A little bigger.



It wasn't my idea ok. Don't beat me up.

Results 26/4

Assuming everyone has voted already, here's the compiled results. The methodology used is uh, counting the number of votes for the particular person and the number of #1s and so forth.

Safest

1. ZS: 5x #1 and 1x #2. (6 votes)
2. HK: 2x #2 and 2x #3. (4 votes)
3. Darren: 1x #1, 1x #3. (2 votes)
4. Jinz & KK: 2x #2. (2 votes)
5. Fred: 1x #3, 1x #4. (2 votes)
6. Kevin & Justin: 1x #1. (1 vote)
7. KY: 1x #3. (1 vote)

Most Skillful

1. Justin: 6x #1. (6 votes)
2. Kevin: 1x #1, 5x #2. (6 votes)
3. Fred: 1x #2, 2x #3. (3 votes)
4. Jinz: 1x #3. (1 vote)

Sexiest

1. KK: 4x #1. (4 votes)
2. Justin: 1x #1, 1x #2. (2 votes)
3. Jinz, Kevin & Rud: 1x #1. (1 vote)
4. HK: 1x #2. (1 vote)
5. Fred: 1x #3. (1 vote)

Overall Best

1. Darren: 3x #1, 1x #2, 1x #3. (5 votes)
2. HK: 1x #1, 1x #2, 2x #3. (4 votes)
3. Fred: 2x #1, 1x #2. (3 votes)
4. Kevin: 2x #1 (2 votes)
5. Jinz: 1x #2, 1x #4 (2 votes)
6. Justin: 1x #2 (1 vote)

Result disputes are welcome, however for now these are the official results.

Time For A Competition

Alright here's what I propose, since everyone has pretty much seen each other's driving styles, let's all be frank about it k.

There are a couple of categories up for grabs here.

Overall Best Driver
Safest Driver
Most Skillful Driver (most daring, speedhog, insane, reckless)
Sexiest Driver

Nominations go into the comments box please. Judges would preferably be people who have sat on most cars (and do not drive/drive less often).

Any other categories please do write down, and feel free to edit the post, but note your name down for any edits.

Have fun! Oh and results will be tabled when everyone posts up their vote/nomination or whatever u call it and we count them.

Samy's Birthday

I thought this was funny.

Public Service Announcement 15/04

In the latest strings of public post invasions and public service notices, we're fucking glad to announce that HK the handsome and Fred the fantasticomomo are coming back on the 11th of May and 13th of May respectively.

So to all you losers back home, two of your favourite, safest, best, most handsome drivers are back!
and they're bringing back game too yo! Because who's got game? they do!

HK and Fred. Coming soon to a house near You.
May 11 - Bukit Jalil release #1

May 13 - Bukit Jalil release #2

(because got golf course separating them the truck need time to send them tapes man)

Everywhere else, no release. Exclusively available in physical form. No imitations accepted.

Fancy This?

I was on my way to my lectures when I spotted leaflets for this drink going around. At first look it's already attractive. But then again you probably wouldn't want to be caught with it in your hands.

Presenting..



Made with a delicious brand of white grape juice from Southern Italy, pressed Mexican limes and lightly carbonated water mixed with grenadilla and lychee and infused with 6 body boosting botanicals.

Let's go get some Pussy! Or Anything/Whatever also can.





I loled when I subbed the words for pussy.

Brilliant Revenge

Ok I know this might exacerbate the situation here (video blog lol), but I thought this might be really good.

So... you know, when your girl dumps you for someone better here's how you should actually react. The Ultimate Revenge Technique. Hahahahahaha!

Recall

Disappointed at the lack of posts, I've decided to temporarily revive this blog.. with a video!
Remember Namewee? He's released a new single.


网路大战 /Internet War

It's a good song. Really.

KNNBACCB!

P.S: If it's inappropriate then just let me know, i'll switch it over to my blog. =)

Title Contender - Funniest Post

One word. Hilarious.


my loony bun is fine benny lava~

Record Breaking Post.

Since the euphoria of posting has pretty much died down, it's time for me to post the 23rd post! which coincidentally makes this month the highest number of posts month.

So Shuffling, consists of two basics. The Running Man, and the Shuffle. Liquid dance is occasionally used as well, but it depends on the music you use.

In this post, you'll find out more about The Running Man, and how easy it can be done.




Easy right?! That's just one part, the second part is doing the shuffle. For me, this one was harder because it required some leg strength, balancing and coordination.



So the final product, add in with a few kicks and some creativity, is the Melbourne Shuffle at it's utmost basic level. Here's a video of some of my seniors doing it earlier this year. Watch Eddy in particular, the tall thin guy at 00:22-00:55, 03:39-04:08, 04:34-05:22



Thank you for watching! Lol and learn it so we all can do it together.

Mmm...

So you're in Australia, walking around doing whatever you have to or plan to do there, and all of a sudden you're feeling the piss, and you can't find a public toilet around! So, are you hoping not to go through this embarassing episode in the future, but don't know how to?

Well look no further, the Department of Health and Ageing has created


Apparently there are 3243 public toilets in Victoria alone. So don't worry! There's always a public toilet nearby. And not only will you know where the toilets are with this map, you'll even be able to find out when are they open!

E.g:
Centro The Glen
235 Springvale Road, Glen Waverley
Open: Mon-Wed 9am-5:30pm
Thu-Fri 9am-9pm
Sat 9am-5pm
Sun 10am-5pm

So better make sure your selected toilet is open when you need it! Besides the website provides directions on how YOU will be able to download those toilet coordinates into your GPS. But beware, some toilets can be tricky, and open only from sunrise to sunset, but of course the caring government has taken this into consideration.

When you find nearby toilets open at a particular time (by clicking the More options button on the Find nearby toilets page), the site considers:

* Which state the location is in
* When sunrise and sunset occur for the location
* Local time at the location, based on state/territory time zones

Also, with the website you can register and note down your favourite toilets. So you can go whenever you want to!

Interesting right?
The website's here.

Post-Poll Post

woops, sorry to push all the posts down =P

The results of the polls are out already and as you can see the our readers have had their verdict. KK a.k.a Kitlou has been voted by mamasans as the "most handsome". But that's not the topic of the poll right? So, we have had 7 Nos, 1 Yes, and 1 fucker who doesn't care. So, I think by popular vote I shall go search for a new wallpaper.. probably with the help of Kev-the-otaku to help me out with the template. Since I got no idea how it is.

I'm noob la ok.. no one do mai i do loh.. no lah i'm just kidding.

Anyway, we know that there's probably 23 readers in this blog, by far the most accurate measure of readership volume. So... let's see we have 10 writers (+2 lazyasses who still don't want to create their google accounts) here.. so.. that means 11 readers... unless you all fooled me by voting twice, but I don't think that's possible with this.

Also on a new note, there will be a two new polls lasting for a day (Deadline: 6 Oct Midnight), both polls are to gather information on how you want us to run our newly introduced extra feature, so that hopefully we can make your time here more worthwhile and interesting. After it ends, I'll post again.

P.S: I haven't got the inspiration to spam this blog with posts, so I'm sorry, but if I got oomph I'll definitely write it down.

Ok since I've been pretty bored lately, I've come up with a list of things to do for the blog.

• Try to fix Sidebar Margin
• Editing Sidebar Colours & Font

So far I've already changed one of the properties to a dark shade of green, if u all don't like just msn me with foul words.

And I've also added a poll to the sidebar, please please cooperate with sensibility. Don't just because you like KK, then u sacrifice your vote to say he's handsome. (It's just an extra space for fun). Anyway the poll results will be treated seriously, as it reflects what you - our readers - think of the background. The poll lasts for 4 days.

It's Your Birthday!

Ok la, I'll probably get screwed for pushing down KK's post just 30 mins after it was posted but.. haih wutever lah, if his fans really like him then they will be dedicated enough to roll that scroll button a bit. If the comment count stays at 1, then that makes me his most dedicated fan. Lol, as far as I recall, posts that are not first on the page usually do not gather any extra comments. So, finally a real test to see whether Rain is really Rain.

----- HK
So, it's our boss's birthday today. The most hamsap, shit-talking guy I've ever known in my life.

So here's my shoutout, Happy Birthday Jinz! 19 already, I'm guessing your d**k probably stopped growing by now, so no use wishing u another year of enlengthenment. So, keep up with all the rubbish-spewing and turkey laughters, it's gonna be another year of crazy fun with you around~

Feel free to edit and add your shoutouts or whatever you have to say here. (Don't bother to customise your writings as it'll all be reset once someone else with another comp edits this)

---- KK
So, it's our fattest ass birthday today. Congrats for making my hand pain after whacking ur tight ass while raping u hours ago.Thats like the hardest ass i've ever hit in my life.

So here's my shoutout,Happy Birthday ass!19 oledi no more nice to rape...ass is getting extremely hard.So, keep up with all the exercise and futsal to strengthen ur ass, its gonna be hard living without hitting ur ass whole year~

Feel free to delete HK's post as he pushed my post dwnwards.Oh yea check out my lovely post below.

---- Ben
Just wanna say, although I'm not in Malaysia, my spiritual hand will be with your ass all the time all-prepared to spank you. It's a shame that although I'm the pioneer in spanking your ass, it seems that it has been OVERUSED by unauthorised personnel such as KK. Anyway Happy 19th birthday to you. You're only 19 once, just as you are 18,17,16....etc once, so go out and have fun and forget bout ur report and exams tomorrow! Celebrating ur bday is more important than doing well in an assessment. So.... hope u have fun tonight and fail tomoro =)

I finally found it! Astro On Demand Ad.

九仔啊 auntie, 你知么叫九仔? Nine you know? Sembilan
That's my fav line man..

and these two are my favourite ads so far.

HO WONG AH! HO KAN YIU WONG AH!



No need to comment gua.. I know it's kinda lame for a filler. Hahaha.

Edit: got a bit of typo sorry!

War Movie Promo and My List of Recommended August Movies

If you can't view a picture, press F5 to Refresh. If it still doesn't work or if you're a total noob at it, then I cannot help you lo. All links work, confirmed, double confirmed and triple confirmed.
Since this movie has one of my personal favourites (Jason Statham) in it, I'd recommend it to everyone. =P. Here's what I got from wikipedia.org

After his partner Tom Lone and family are killed apparently by the infamous and elusive assassin Rogue, FBI agent Jack Crawford becomes obsessed with revenge as his world unravels into a vortex of guilt and betrayal. Rogue eventually resurfaces to settle a score of his own, igniting a bloody crime war between Asian mob rivals Chang of the Triad's and Yakuza boss Shiro. When Jack and Rogue finally come face to face, the ultimate truth of their pasts will be revealed.

Not bad la, Chinese triads, Japanese Yakuza.. I can handle that.. an FBI agent out for revenge on an assassin.. even better. Top that up with plenty of action typical of a Jet Li and Jason Statham movie. Besides that, what's good about this movie is also it's cast.

Jason Statham and Terry Chen as FBI agents Jack Crawford and Tom Lone(who dies).


Jet Li is the assassin, Rogue.

Remember her?

Still don't remember?Devon Aoki also makes an appearance in this movie as Kira.

Then there's Sung Kang acting as Goi. Neh.. that cool guy from Tokyo Drift.

Then there's Nadine Velasquez! I remember her from one of my favourite TV series My Name is Earl. Acting wise, I don't even know whether she's up to it or not, but she's hot. Ok? Hot. Hotter than Eva Mendes la at least.

Ok.. and someone new. Introducing.. Steph Song
I tak tahan her big picture so I resized it. Voted Sexiest Woman In the World by Asian FHM readers in 2006, she's a growing star in the Singaporean media industry. Do you think she's sexy? I dont know about you but she's not my type. She in this movie too. You might be asking, why the f*** am I writing about her? To be honest I also don't know, she's in this movie mah.

End point is.. I wasted my time writing this post. 80% of the time was spent at looking at pictures. Lol bodohnya.. Ok la, finish already, who want to watch?

Official Website : http://www.lionsgate.com/war/
Release Date : August 24, 2007
Official Trailer

War - Trailer

My List of movies to look out for in August in the cinema:

1. Flash Point - 2 August 2007
2. Simply Actors - 2 August
3. Rush Hour 3 - 9 August
4. Contract Lover - 16 August
5. February 29 - 16 August
6. Evan Almighty - 16 August
7. Secret - 16 August. Jay Chou's directoral debut starring... himself. Err.. this one.. err.. not watching.
8. Ratatouille - 16 August
9. Kung Fu Fighter - 16 August. Guess who's the star this time? Vanness Wu. However, the hilarious supporting cast of Kungfu Hustle and Shaolin Soccer are still there.
10. Doraemon: Nobita's Dinosaur 2006 - 23 August. Tell me who doesn't like Doraemon when they were small? It reminds me of back when I was small.
11. Perfect Stranger - 23 August. Bruce Willis. Who doesn't like his movies?
12. Black Sheep - 30 August. If you remember Tremors, then prepare for another show like it with lots of sheep in it. However this movie does have a comedic twist.
13. Fracture - 30 August. I believe that every Anthony Hopkins movie is a good one, so.. yea, I'm hoping for a good movie here. So far, the reviews I've read were very positive.