Proverbial Amusement

Boring boring boring. I'll just post some random stuff.


Anyway, I came across this joke the other day while surfing at Cherating.

Q: What is the difference between a misfiring marksman and a constipated owl?

A: One shoots but can't hit, and the other hoots but can't sh*t.

And then there's this quote:

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Creative? But my favourite one has got to be this all too familiar proverb, due to the alternate misinterpretations possible.

"A bird in hand is worth two in the bush"

So, do you think a bird is better in hand, or do you prefer that they stay in the bush (twice?!) ?