Thursday, April 24, 2008

Revio the Toad Reaper

On one fine day as usual, Kevin is doing his reports, and then suddenly he saw a black container on the table. When he took off the lid, he saw scalpels, forceps, scissors and many other tools for dissection. Out of a sudden he heard a voice "Use that to dissect frogs, be a ToadReaper", when he turn back he saw Ryuuku (refer to Death Note, in my case...Death Scalpel?) "I will REAP THEM ALL" said Kevin as if being possessed

He rushed off to the nearest pond and caught a toad, drown the toad in a CO2 filled container untill it faint and pinned down all 4 of its legs.

And played with the tongue....

"Shit its not the time to do this" suddenly getting over his humorous nature, he started skinning the toad. (Note: the toad is still alive, his body was twitching when the skin was cut)






Rip reap rip~ Sing kevin in a joyful manner.




Once he finished skinning its time to rip off the meat. (RAWR!!!!)

Kevin: Bardiche! Load Cartridge!!
Bardiche: Loading cartridge, barrier jacket impulse form, weapon mode "Death Scalpel"
Kevin : "Side Slash!"
Bardiche: Yes, sir!


Once he finish ripping the flesh, suddenly his sadistic nature took over *devilish laughter* He start to extract every single organ in the toad's body.
Time for the stomach.
(note: i can still c the heart beating and yea its still breathing, and yes obviously it's still alive...)

The end?

"Hmm....the heart is still pumping when it was extracted amazing" thoughts of admiration towards the toad rose in Kevin's mind. "But i took his life, dakara Ore-sama wa motto sugoi!" (translation: therefore, I am more amazing)
Ryuuku the Death Reaper suddenly appear and said "JOO are soo 1337"
Kevin took the blood stained scalpel and started to tear Ryuuku apart. "Ore-sama wa! KAMI da!!!" shouted Kevin in the process.

(note: yea the toad finally can rest in peace, Sorry T.T, a moment of silence to mourn for its death)

I am Kevin,
I love doing assignments and reports,
Proof?
I just got a new report for ripping off the toad
I am kevin,
I love doing assignments.

- Like hell that's true-

61 comments:

HK said...

surprisingly it's not that scary, maybe because I'm used to seeing raw meat in cooking lol.

If u did this to a human, my stomach will churn. Then my face will go urrkk.

Kesian the toad, it probably fainted while being dissected. Lucky u I think the frog doesn't feel pain or else the uh.. animal advocates and tree huggers will pwn your ass for this.

Revio said...

Pawn monash for it...they forced me on it =.= , well yea I was feeling abit eerie at 1st, but hmm later...it became normal oO oh well...humans are cruel after all aren't they?

livelifedead said...

Let me get straight to the points
1. wut parts u take out
2. wuts left in the frog dead body
3. wut u do the frog after u dismember it
4. when it die(when u take out which organ)?
5. how come got skinning one

Revio said...

huh? skin it first so i can c where to dissect?
wat organ u wan me to list it out meh? so dam many =.=
1liver, stomach, heart, pancrease, small and large intestines, gall bladder, sphincter, lungs, cranium, brain, errrr wat else dun remember
when it died?? i think i took out the heart 1st, anyway i think it was dead the moment i crushed its cranium. the only thing left is the spinal nerves, the meat on the legs and it was disposed off by the lab-demonstrators in the lab~

HK said...

wow rud why u want to know so detail. Planning to chop someone up is it?

Sonaco said...

Omg... kesian de frog man... Still alive when disecting it... Yuck... so "wai". and btw.... kevin reach lvl 150 in his Otaku-ism.

jukebox said...

...and somehow u managed to get so many pics of it?

How long did it take to disect that?

Revio said...

Was posing for the dissection, that's why is looks so "pro" ahahaha, errr about 1-2 hrs coz need to find all the anatomy and count the number of nerves and stuff @.@

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