The Dictionary of Sexual Slang

Hmm i found this interesting book in monash library titled " Dictionary of Sexual Slang"
Allow me to show u some contents in this awesome dictionary:

Face-cream: semen/ sperm
Fairy: Male homosexual

First leg of three: penis also known as the best leg of the three or middle leg

fish : vagina. This 19th century term, sometimes considered derogatory, may derive form the supposed similarity in odor and wetness. the fish has long been a sexual symbol in different cultures. The Greek delphos both "fish" and "womb"

Fishing Rod: British term for penis
Fish Pond: British term for vagina. A container metaphor
Fish Skin: Condom
Fish Market: Prostitution center

Fight in Armor: WEAR A CONDOM

Five against one: masturbation, five fingers to one penis

Fixed bayonet: Erect penis

Fix Her plumbing: copulate =P

Ah enough of F and lets start over again with A

AC/DC : Bisexual

Apples : breasts, there is a poem to illustrate this term-
A woman has bosoms, a bust or a breast,
those lily-white swellings that bulge 'neath her vest;
They are towers of ivory, sheaves of wheat;
In a moment of passion, ripe apples to eat.

Around the world: lick your partner all over the body

Arrow: penis << see also bullseye

B
Baby: defective sex/intercourse

bald-headed hermit: penis and glands of the penis

Band : prostitute. Derived from a number of sources, including the group sense of band, as in a band of musicians playing together, implying togetherness.

Band in the box: syphilis

Bullseye: vagina << see arrow

and lots more lazy, oh yea btw Exhaust pipe = anus

I can't believe monash got this book man lolx, dam i love apples
"an apple a day keeps the doctor away" =P remember that man virgins!!!

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Very short story...shorter than jgn bunuh rama-rama:

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British guy : Yo wanna go fishing market tonite?heard there's lot of new band hired there.

Aussie guy 1 : Sry man, i have used my finish rod yesterday in 3 different fishing pond...i think i'll read harry plopper tonite at home while eating some apples.

Aussie guy 2: Count me in man.I need to try my new fish skin whether it can fit my rod after a fixed bayonet.

British guy :Thats cool man together we warriors will shoot the arrow accurately into the bullsye.

Aussie guy 1: Remember to fight in armor to avoid injuries.

Msian guy: Deng man those ppl use all those terms so difficult for wut.wanna go giu kai mai say directly la.
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