Revio's Life in Monash

Ok today was my first lecture on E-commerce, to my surprise i am starting to love this subject. For starters we learned the basic "Marketing" dumb and fucking boring, but then the lecture moved on to E-Marketing and E-Business and WAH LAU EH!!!!!

SUPER SHIOKING, we were briefed on the user interface, B2C/B2B/C2B/C2C, html codes, origins of internet, intranet, extranet , xml, principles behind tcp/ip, protocols, modules behind IE, basic outline of data transfer, java, firewalls to basic hackings, fuyoooo shiok giler. Well i am going to have my 1st website designing lesson next week woohooo cheers.

Haha after those few exciting "Topics" here i am to share some of the things i learned for terminology in E-Commerce:
HTTP > Hyper Text Transfer Protocol
FTP > File Transfer Protocol
TCP > Transfer Control Protocol
URL > Uniform Resource Locater
http://www.monash.edu.my
(protocol designator)://(tribute to the founder) .(DNS[Domain Name Service] for the server aka Root of Namespace).(Top Level Domain).(Country Code Top Level Domain)

After all that we were given a small advice on how to choose your group members....ok.....it is very unique on how my lecturer explain it to us, he show us a video-clip about 2 ninjas (with uber-funny accents) invaded a mansion but somehow got noticed and were forced to fight their way out, and so one of the idiotic ninja took out a shuriken, and while doing the stand-by-pose be4 throwing the shuriken it got stucked into his teammate's butt-hole. Then the video ended with a phrase "Choose your teammates carefully, if not you will end up like the butt-penetrated ninja". Best way to give advice lol...
Right after that we were given a 5minute masturbation break. And the lecturer played another music-accompanied power point slide....titled "reflections on life" all the students was like WTF ??? @@ but then i like one of of the quote "If something happened, it happen for a reason" wah deep impact. OK then my shh shh part u all sure dun wan to know. But i must say, y do Indians have bigger c**k than Chinese dam...so dam visible even when i am not focusing on it shit damn i am jealous.

Ok to the part 2 of the lecture we learned bout how alpha-numerical characters are converted into binary codes, how a server respond to the client's requests, how data are transmitted (bits > bytes > segments > data > encryption > physical transmission via optic fibers or cabling) .

Something i dun understand why must the chapters all be like Intro to e-commerce, basic overview of marketing, basic coding, basic web designing, Intro to Karma-sutra, basic fu*k*ng positions, basic blow-job techniques. Why in the world must they include the word basic into every single chapter, it makes me feel like a f**king-noob.

Ah ok that's bout all, the good times and the irritating part of the lecture. Anyway i think i would like this subject woohoo and might use this little blog here to implement what i learn wahahahahaa XD

Jedis and their special abilities xd

After the destruction of the jedi temple xd all eleven of us fled to planet earth xd (as reported as young jedi kok yuen xd) Here, we developed few skills and secret training method xd

Our first skill will be telling things with secret meaning lies behind xd
This skill is developed by master foo jin hang and darth rudy xd( me me me =p)
This skill can give secret information to none other than those people who the the talker want them to receive xd If the one who talk doesnt want some one to know it, it is impossible to understand unless the one already know tell him xd (eg jinz transmit information data dat me can use for evil but he dont want to tell me xd so i must mind control those who knows first xd )

Our second skill is using force without people noticing xd On planet earth, moving object without touching or pulling object are said to be miracles or magic xd this will draw too much attention and words may spread to the evil emperor palpatine xd (then we gg loh all the clone trooper gonna shoot my butt xd)
So we develop this secret training in football xd
The trick is we kick the ball but add force to it xd so the ball go faster xd and use force too when goal keeping so it wont hurt as much xd ( no injuries even though is a hard ball , 100% safer than chin guard xd)

Our second diffrent traning skill is by playing cs xd It is forbidden to carry guns or shoot humans on earth xd so we cant pratice shooting xd but since cs exist, we can train our shooting xd without harming any one or hurting any one xd
Not only that, it safe cost as we no need to buy expensive guns and bullets xd

Then our third secret training is by playing dota xd For us to have revenge on the sith, we must have good commands of troops and ready to destroy opponents with our different skills xd thats why we played dota xd so we know what to do when dat evil situation happens xd

Thats our current secret training, more will come soon i think xd

buddy-budde night

Tonight was the buddy-buddee night for students of the engineering faculty..seeing that i was rather free and was being persuaded by my friends i decided to join the thing just to see how can my seniors so call help me in my studies..haha..well about 6.30pm when i firstly arrived..i saw this rather stupid signboard..because the students decide to reserve the whole floor for the event..they were saying sorry to the public..let me just show u the simple notice typed..

well this often makes people misunderstand that engineers have poor command of english where they can't even type a simple note(this is not true k..not all engineers english sucks).

..haha..well this is nothing much compared with what i was about to see..as i exit the lift on the forth floor..i got to see something even better..the title of the event..despite the fact they could just called it buddy-buddee night and it would sound nice...they just had to rename the night with something i find hilarious..for a person whom has no idea what is it..definately will misunderstand this is some kinda freak event..lol..i'll let the picture do the work..

the big F-night?..what is an F night?...a football night?..a fresh-graduate night?..or something u have in mind?..lol..but the funny thing is all the public relation officer had to do was to come out with a name..call it the newbies night or something like get-to-know-ur-frens night..stilll..he had to come out with F-night?..lol..might as well call it the small S night..that sounds even cooler...i can't imagine what people from other courses will think if they saw the notice outside their laboratory or tutorial classes.."welcome to big F-night"..haha..however since all of us are uni students..what kind of event u think it is if u dunno what it was in the first place?..haha

Futsal plan

Anyone wants to go for futsal?

My first work with photoshop/ And Updates

OK here is my first work with photoshop and since no one is willing to do the emblem/logo i went ahead and did it (killing 2 birds with 1 stone, as i can learn how to use this powerful layering machine while making a logo). Anyway enough crapping here is what i got after a few hours of hard work.

(it is just basic extraction, pasting, editing and etc. )




Hmm not that bad i hope? give me comments please and errrrr if u all agree i would drop this logo into the banner.

Update: ok that's how it looks like with a clock circle thing....well it looked kinda lame compared to the 1st one =P

aiyer give more comments ler? =/ oh btw the clock is to suit the demanded "12" theme

Updates
Well Here i am again with my updates:
-outer wrapper : changed from 700 to 900
-post wrapper : changed from 400 to 550
-side-bar wrapper: changed from 200 to 300

- Added imeem player (those who wan to upload songs to it contact me)
- Removed Sudoku widget

End of updates.

Update (Yea again)

Ok due to popular demand i would just stick with the original templates ( with a little taste of my own) Anyway now the blog can be viewed in both I.E and M.F.

Ummm still working on the translucent codes and other miscellaneous.

Oh yea please can someone volunteer to do the J-C logo? =P

-Visitor Counter added
- Sudoku widget added
- planning to add imeem playlist for those who agree please say so, and if you agree do update the choices of songs from time to time thank you

End of updates.

History or Memory?

For those who do not know us, you might be wondering how did a bunch of guys form the Jedi Council. Even for some council members themselves do not know how it was formed. Around 4 years ago, Master Jedi Jinz was believed to be the one who founded the Jedi Council in Planet SSG. However, the real founder is actually unknown as it was not stated in the history.

As the president of the council, Master Jedi Jinz set out on an adventure to recruit more members to join the council. In a local state known as 3S, Jinz found a 7 brave warriors without any difficulty in inviting them to join the council. Namely, they are Darren, Freddy, Rudy, Ben, Zheng Shan, Kok Ket, and Kok Yuen. With these popular warriors joining the Jedi Council, famous fighters from the inner state of 3G and 3A were very interested and eager to become a member too. So, as these fighters were about to leave their states, they bumped into Master Jedi Jinz who do not intend to take them in. Desperate to join, the 3 fighters offered Master Jinz some sexy leng lui photos and immediately after that, they were accepted in the council. These 3 famous fighters are Kevin and Haow Kang from 3G and Justin from 3A. This was how the whole council was formed.

This was the very 1st photo taken of the initial Jedi Council. Some members are missing here as they were too shy to take pictures of their deformed face back then.


After 2 years of peace in Planet SSG, an evil organization known only as SPM begun their evil plans of conquering SSG. Upon the attack of SPM, the Jedi Council led by Master Jedi Jinz, fought back and defended their homeland. It was a tough battle and the jedi members were soon exhausted as the number of enemy kept growing and growing. All 11 jedi masters were then surrounded by more than 300 underlings of SPM. Having no place to escape, Master Jedi Jinz used his final legendary attack called E=mc2 to wipe out the enemy.


Having peace restored in SSG, the council decided to explore the outer world. Not long after they leave their homeland, they found planet Earth and have themselves settled there. As plastic surgery becoming more and more popular in planet Earth, the whole Jedi Council did the surgery to changed their look to become more human like and of course, more handsome. Today, after the surgery, this is what make up the Jedi Council....